Bob and Larry and Phil and Satan

by flammeusgladius

Bob and Larry and Phil and Satan

Phil Vischer is a pro-abort? So what?
I always knew that Veggie Tales was gay.
I saw Bob ogling poor sad Larry’s butt
And scheming to slip into it someday.
The gutless things that veggies used to say
Back at that time were nothing like the sword
Of Scripture, nothing like the Jesus Way.
With holy zeal they were not in accord.
So, when Phil, with his queer smile, leaps aboard
The baby-killing train, now much in style,
I’m not surprised. For lesser things he’s whored.
Already he has walked the Devil’s aisle
And kissed ass in the Devil’s stinking wedding.
He’ll do worse still. So anyhow I’m betting.

–Tom Riley