Imperial John Bolton
by flammeusgladius
Imperial John Bolton
The ridiculous walrus mustache,
The demeanor that threatens a crash:
These define the vile freak.
Hey, he’s far from unique!
And his empire will soon be mere ash.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius
Carmina et Verba pro Discipulis Meis
Flammeus Gladius 
Armchair warmonger . . .
Military-industrial salesman . . .
He can kiss my astroturf.
Don’t make any offers that the Walrus might accept!