Thanks for the Tanks!

by flammeusgladius

Thanks for the Tanks!

Why are we sending tanks now to Ukraine?
I thought those guys already turned the tide
Back in September. Why today complain
That Ukies are enduring homicide
On battlefields where they can hardly hide
From Holy Mother Russia’s sure advance?
Are we perhaps admitting that we lied
In former months? Do flames engulf our pants?
Trannies and neo-cons both love this dance
Of narratives that can’t bear scrutiny
For more than twenty seconds. Take a chance
On global love!
They say to you and me.
It may be risky, but it’s really nice!
And only distant Slavs will pay the price!

–Tom Riley

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