Fortunate Fraternization

by flammeusgladius

Fortunate Fraternization

A bunch of female guards, it’s now reported,
got it on with the inmates. Thus crime pays.
Perhaps my point of view here is distorted.
Perhaps these working girls were not great lays.
Still, the amenities that they afforded
must have exceeded those from prison gays.
The social consolation isn’t small:
there may be straights in Britain after all!

–Tom Riley