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Tag: 2020 presidential election

My Opinion Poll Participation

My Opinion Poll Participation

Of Sniffer Joe I strongly disapprove.
Reader: if you’re a pollster, please take note.
Joe, it is clear, is in the failure groove,
However well his minions fake the vote.
And no: I won’t repeat lies learned by rote
To the effect that Joe won fair and square.
Approaching emptiness by asymptote
Has never been my game. Ain’t no there there.
At Joe’s dementia there’s no need to stare.
He splatters it like shit on restroom walls.
When ordinary tasks advance to bare
Their blunted teeth, his nervous system stalls.
An intellect that’s worthy of respect
Even his backers cannot now detect.

–Tom Riley

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Leader, Leader, Peter-Eater

Leader, Leader, Peter-Eater

 

In a private and unrestrained way,
Barack dissed Buttigieg: “Short – and gay.”
Well, Barack, you are tall.
Are you straight, though, at all?
Does Michelle have a phallus? Do say!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(First gay president discounts potential second gay president.)

Incontrovertible Truths

Incontrovertible Truths

 

Yes, guys are dolls and dolls are guys—
And Biden won it fair and square.
Conformity would here be wise,
Yes? Guys are dolls. And dolls are guys.
That’s human right stuff: recognize!
Contrary views you must not share.
Yes: guys and dolls, and dolls are guys,
And Biden won it fair and square.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Invariable Verity

Invariable Verity

 

Jobs indeed were by Joe signed away
On his first pretend president day.
Union guys: keep in mind
Every time that you’ll find
You’re the guys Democrats will betray.

 

–Tom Riley

Loyal Opposition

The Loyal Opposition

 

By a media blitz overawed,
We conclude that all logic is flawed
And all evidence vain.
We must now, it is plain,
Affirm all the results of Joe’s fraud.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Same Old Same Old

Same Old Same Old

 

After fraud that we know by the smell,
We seem headed for Democrat hell.
Taxes spent to no end.
No more words that offend.
Endless wars are returning as well.

 

–Tom Riley

If You Believe in Magic

If You Believe in Magic

 

Voter fraud, you suggest? What a joke!
On your claims will the polity choke
In a way that is tragic.
Votes that show up by magic
Are just regular votes – if you’re woke.

 

–Tom Riley

NRR

NRR

 

At the National RINO Review,
We are told to ignore every clue
That the vote was a fraud.
I am not overawed.
I have long had contempt for that crew.

 

–Tom Riley

Your Vote Still Matters

Your Vote Still Matters

 

Your real votes
still count as much as
our fake ones.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Georgia Turns Blue

Georgia Turns Blue

 

RINOs backed China Joe and his whore
After Trump seemed to say: This is war!
Chumps would not get excited—
And the Left was delighted.
They got right to work stealing some more.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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