My Opinion Poll Participation
Of Sniffer Joe I strongly disapprove.
Reader: if you’re a pollster, please take note.
Joe, it is clear, is in the failure groove,
However well his minions fake the vote.
And no: I won’t repeat lies learned by rote
To the effect that Joe won fair and square.
Approaching emptiness by asymptote
Has never been my game. Ain’t no there there.
At Joe’s dementia there’s no need to stare.
He splatters it like shit on restroom walls.
When ordinary tasks advance to bare
Their blunted teeth, his nervous system stalls.
An intellect that’s worthy of respect
Even his backers cannot now detect.