Flammeus Gladius

Carmina et Verba pro Discipulis Meis

Tag: abortion profiteers

Rally Now

Rally Now

We have to rally now for Roe v. Wade
A ruling that we’ve never read in fact.
We feature every freak in our parade.
We have to rally! Now! For Roe v. Wade!
Our feticidal rage must be displayed!
Supreme Court justices must be attacked!
We have to rally now for Roe v. Wade
A ruling that we’ve never read in fact.

–Tom Riley

Buddy System

The Buddy System

Dolan, Cuomo: they’re buddies forever.
Their connection no quarrel can sever.
Dolan won’t get imperious—
For he just isn’t serious.
Make a fuss over dead babies? Never!

–Tom Riley

(Cardinal Dolan declines to oust “Catholic” governor.)

Man on a Mission

Man on a Mission

 

Softhearted Colonel Carhart is distressed.
Venues for fetal slaughter are declining.
The mouth between those pendent jowls is whining
Eloquently — and it must be confessed
That wide availability is best
When human life has suffered redefining.
Anti-abortionists are undermining
The state to which we thought we had progressed!
Carhart, who wouldn’t blink a droopy eye
At severing a head, is all upset.
Are you moved by his sympathetic cry?
It ought to fill your spirit with regret.
His earnestness has never been a lie.
His righteousness is real — so don’t forget!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Late term abortionist and Air Force veteran LeRoy Carhart gets weepy about abortion mill closures.)

New Month’s Resolution

New Month’s Resolution

 

 

What they formerly swore they don’t do,
they give up now. Believe them: it’s true.
Though they eat kids for lunch,
they’re a trustworthy bunch.
(Well, their scruples are awfully few….)

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Planned Parenthood announces policy change.)

All in a Day’s Work

All in a Day’s Work

 

“What? Dismemberment? Decapitation?
Baby parts sold for high compensation?
Hey, that’s all for the good!
We are Planned Parenthood!
We maintain our pristine reputation….”

 

 

–Tom Riley

Planned Parenthood’s Poll

Planned Parenthood’s Poll

 

 

A poll commissioned by Planned Parenthood
tells us that voters want the government
to fund Planned Parenthood. Oh, wow. That’s good.
With evidence like that I’m quite content.
A poll like that is just like the descent
of a light-bearing angel, half divine.
From my determination I’ll relent
and fall, defeated, timid, into line.
Or maybe, after all, I have a spine
and will not flee this poll, so clearly cooked.
Maybe the raw disgust that once was mine
is with me, as it was when I first looked
at videos that showed those lying tarts
laughing and peddling little baby parts.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Poll commissioned by Planned Parenthood shows support for Planned Parenthood.)

Fake Videos

Fake Videos

 

 

The White House brands those videos as fake:
Obama knows Planned Parenthood is good
beyond our dreams of goodness. For the sake
of glorious and fine Planned Parenthood,
Obama sets aside the evidence
that never really mattered anyway
and calls upon his own uncommon sense.
Beyond that, is there anything to say?
“Not guilty!” he has ruled before the trial.
The trial must therefore never come to pass.
And on abortion all must learn to smile
as on Michelle Obama’s ample ass.
Disregard what you’re told by ears and eyes
and just believe Obama — who is wise.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(White House says videos exposing Planned Parenthood are fraudulent.)

Party Girl

Party Girl

 

 

Thoughtful, courageous Democrats now stand
for peddling little baby body parts.
They’re willing to acknowledge the demand
for legs and livers, heads and hands and hearts.
The party by its own progressive arts
defines as right what formerly was wrong.
A golden age of fetal research starts.
The ancient rules have lasted far too long.
Dismemberment is now the stuff of song
and elevates our whole society
into a realm where parasites grow strong
on fetal blood. How modern can you be?
It’s a new world, a new and vibrant day.
Hillary Clinton longs to lead the way.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Hillary stands with Planned Parenthood despite baby body part scandal.)

No Retreat

No Retreat

 

 

(Katha Pollit sub caelo vacuo loquitur.)

 

 

O brave pro-choicers, don’t apologize
for slicing little babies into bits
and haggling over livers, hearts, and eyes!
Do not give in and throw reactive fits!
Be bold, O heroines! Engage your wits
to demonstrate the hollowness of claims
made by Neanderthal religious twits
as they advance their chauvinistic aims!
Only wrongheadedness unbounded blames
a doctor for dismembering a child
and, when engaged in scientific games,
letting imagination wander wild.
From bio-exploitation do not budge!
You needn’t fear a Non-Existent Judge.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(The poetess Katha Pollitt instructs pro-aborts on the defense of baby part peddling.)

Slight Concession

A Slight Concession

 

 

Weirdo anti-abortionist cads
say in utero lasses and lads
have been looted for parts.
Now the coverup starts.
“It’s disturbing, though,” Hillary adds.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Hillary Clinton finds baby part scandal “disturbing.”)