True Testimony of a Disinterested Witness

The True Testimony of a Disinterested Witness

Kavanaugh tried to rape her. It’s true!
Don’t you dare say he didn’t! She’ll sue!
Don’t you treat her unfairly!
She just got away – barely.
Oh, yeah. ETs abducted her, too.

–Tom Riley

Asylum (Short Version)

Asylum (Short Version)

 

 

Sister Jude and her whole Catholic crew
deal with murderers. (Aliens, too.)
Nuns possessed. God denied.
Zombies waiting outside.
Horrors? Plenty. My lines? Too damn few.

 

 

–Tom Riley