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Grave Consideration

Grave Consideration

Is Papa Cuomo turning in his grave?
More likely he is jacking off in Hell.
He craves what other Cuomo dirtbags crave.
Is Papa Cuomo turning in his grave?
He lived by one dark precept: “Speeches save!”
They didn’t. Death indeed breaks every spell.
Is Papa Cuomo turning in his grave?
More likely he is jacking off in Hell.

–Tom Riley

De Filiis Sancti Marii Pii

De Filiis Sancti Marii Pii

The Cuomo way amounts to molestation.
What sons St. Mario both sired and reared!
His sly abortion stance brought elevation.
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation,
Not theological sophistication.
The virtuous façade has disappeared.
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation.
What sons St. Mario both sired and reared!

–Tom Riley

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A Cuomo Family Christmas

A Cuomo Family Christmas

Ain’t no staffers this year to molest.
Crazy ruler and CNN pest:
Each has lost his position—
But we’ll hear no contrition.
And their bluster? Hey, give it a rest!

–Tom Riley

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Not Quite Justice

Not Quite Justice

Has justice seized the throat of Cuomo now?
It was in fact some fellow Democrat,
Not perfect cosmic balance from the Tao.
Has justice seized the throat of Cuomo now?
I wish it had – and briefly I’ll allow
That I enjoyed the writhing of that rat.
Has justice seized the throat of Cuomo now?
It was in fact some fellow Democrat.

–Tom Riley

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Great Conversion

The Great Conversion

“We were once Cuomo-sexuals. Yow!
We were fucked – as we’ll freely allow.
Ah, the spirit’s expenses!
But we’ve come to our senses:
We are all Hunter-sexuals now!”

–Tom Riley

Kuomo Heraus!

Kuomo Heraus!

He’s a lecher. He grabbed female fannies,
Stuck his fingers in nooks and in crannies.
Therefore, end his career!
(But make no mention here
Of the way he killed numerous grannies.)

–Tom Riley

(Pressure on Cuomo mounts without reference to COVID nursing home scandal.)

Mario’s Legacy

Mario’s Legacy

 

Unwanted overtures from Andrew Cuomo?
Their origin was dad’s theology.
Staffers now say son moved – and not in slow mo:
Unwanted overtures from Andrew Cuomo,
Who sought to prove that he was not a homo.
What a surprising revelation! Gee,
Unwanted overtures from Andrew Cuomo?
Their origin was dad’s theology.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Sincere Admiration

Sincere Admiration

Mr. Conway thinks Cuomo looks great.
He admires every leonine trait
That the mobster displays.
Sir: accept Conway’s praise!
Plus, your prick he’d be proud to fellate!

–Tom Riley

 

George Conway moves from Twitter to MSNBC: I’m ‘horrified’ and ‘appalled’

 

 

Mario Mimesis

Mario Mimesis

 
Andrew Cuomo and Fredo, his brother,
Are intent on supporting each other
As they imitate dad.
Is their attitude sad?
Are they proud to be fucking their mother?

 
–Tom Riley

 

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Much Rejoicing

Much Rejoicing

Andrew Cuomo rejoiced. Ain’t that swell?
With a pink light he ventured to tell
How he loved baby-killing.
Will it still be as thrilling
When he joins up with daddy in Hell?

–Tom Riley