Death of the Iceman

Death of the Iceman

Ötzi fled – but pursuers pursued
And then finished the poor ancient dude.
Though for him it was bad,
Science johnnies are glad.
(This may not be the right attitude.)

–Tom Riley

Incident Not Reported to the Curator

An Incident Not Reported to the Curator

When the unearthed
figurine miraculously speaks, the pedant
corrects her grammar.

–Tom Riley