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80 Percent Is Not Sufficient!

80 Percent Is Not Sufficient!

Four jihadis we traded alive
For Bowe Bergdahl amidst boundless jive
From lame Democrat tweeters
Are now Taliban leaders.
“Hey, why not,” cries Obama, “all five?”

–Tom Riley

President Barack Obama makes a statement about the release of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl as his parents, Jani Bergdahl (L) and Bob Bergdahl (R) listen May 31, 2014 in the Rose Garden

Obama’s Future Birthday

Obama’s Future Birthday

When all your freedoms
are lost beyond recall, he’ll
throw another bash.

–Tom Riley

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Homage to Obama

Homage to Obama

You have to hand it to him: he succeeded.
He’s rich beyond your wildest dreams, if not
His own. Wails of the chorus all unheeded,
He forged ahead – and this is what he got.
He gets to flip the bird at you a lot
From palaces that socialism built.
Stop preaching in response, you Russian bot!
You aren’t inspiring any leftist guilt.
His lordly role he’s playing to the hilt.
Warriors dance before the Afro-King.
The flowers at his feet disdain to wilt,
And even country western crooners sing.
Barack Obama’s numbered finally
With today’s gods, Beyoncé and Jay-Z.

–Tom Riley

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Bravado

Bravado

Bad Touch Biden’s bravado looms large.
Into private realms he moves to barge
With an alpha male shout.
Come on, Joe! Cut it out!
We all know that Obama’s in charge.

–Tom Riley

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In Point of Fact

In Point of Fact

 

Barack, in point of fact, broke no one’s nose.
Michelle is the Obama who can hit.
Barack’s a gutless sissy – and it shows.
Barack in point of fact broke no one’s nose.
Needing both hands to fix his panty hose,
He must have thrown instead a hissy fit.
Barack (in point of fact) broke no one’s nose.
Michelle is the Obama who can hit.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(In Springsteen interview, Obama tells implausible tough guy tale.)

Leader, Leader, Peter-Eater

Leader, Leader, Peter-Eater

 

In a private and unrestrained way,
Barack dissed Buttigieg: “Short – and gay.”
Well, Barack, you are tall.
Are you straight, though, at all?
Does Michelle have a phallus? Do say!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(First gay president discounts potential second gay president.)

And She Means to Win

And She Means to Win

 

Does Michelle, as they say, have a cock?
Oh, come on: that is clearly a crock.
For her bulk and venation
There’s a good explanation:
She’s preparing to wrestle the Rock.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Draw the Line

Draw the Line

 

Who is queer for Obama? Colbert.
He would lovingly comb pubic hair
In Barack’s exposed crotch
While Michelle stooped to watch.
Hey, Barack: hope you don’t go quite there.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Stephen Colbert's Gushing Interview With Obama Makes ...

One Who Kneels

One Who Kneels

 

It’s of course no surprise that Colbert
Kneels to worship Obama. I’ll spare
No more thought on that mess
Is he on his knees? Yes.
Plus, Barack thinks he ought to be there.

 

–Tom Riley

Heavy Drinker

Heavy Drinker

 

Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Does Jimmy Mattis long to do the same?
To that crew, oral sex is not a sin.
Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Who will watch as festivities begin?
Who will enjoy this sad, submissive game?
Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Does Jimmy Mattis long to do the same?

 

–Tom Riley

 

Barack Obama: ‘Had we just taken those steps, there is no doubt that we would’ve saved some lives and ironically, the economy would be better.’