Down on the Diaper Demographic

Down on the Diaper Demographic

 

Dear Joe: Kamala Harris gives head.
Get some quick! Let ambition be fed!
Make her swallow, you chump, you!
When the Democrats dump you,
She will have to blow Bernie instead.

 

–Tom Riley

 

(Dementia may force Dems to dump Bad Touch Biden.)

Restrained Revolutionary

Restrained Revolutionary

There are lengths to which Bernie won’t go,
Although urged on by bro after bro,
In pursuit of the dream
Some have labeled extreme.
Thus he’s lost — to the idiot Joe.

–Tom Riley

 

What’s Scheduled

What’s Scheduled

Bernie Sanders supporters again
Will be cheated, discounted – as when
Mrs. Clinton prevailed
(And then, afterward, failed).
Bernie, bought off, will utter amen.

–Tom Riley

How to Earn More than Minimum Wage

How to Earn More than Minimum Wage

Bernie boldly speaks justice to power–
and the rich are beginning to cower.
How will this end? I know.
When they buy him off, though,
he will not need to charge by the hour.

–Tom Riley

Dreadful Prospect

Dreadful Prospect

Bernie’s way ahead. He is a god
amongst leftists. And now, iron-shod,
he should stomp right ahead.
But my heart harbors dread:
Dems will give Mrs. Clinton the nod.

–Tom Riley

Winners Are Losers

Winners Are Losers

Bernie won. Bernie Bros shout amen!
For the socialist option their yen
is as strong as can be.
But it’s vain finally.
Dems are certain to cheat him again.

–Tom Riley

 

Consistent Pro-Life Ethic

Consistent Pro-Life Ethic

 
The soulless fraud that calls itself Mark Shea
Now offers a predictable defense
Of baby-killer Bernie. What the hey!
He’s Jewish! So it makes a lot of sense
For him to think the unrestrained expense
Of fetal human blood a thing so slight
That giggles are in order. Malcontents
Complain – but, for a Jew, that view’s all right!
Shea wishes rigid trads would see the light
And show respect for Bernie’s wise tradition.
Descend, freaks, from your self-appointed height!
Life in the womb is not the sacred mission
That you pretend! We’ve had enough of that!
Support the welfare state! Vote Democrat!

 
–Tom Riley

 

(Dog-hater and notorious glutton Mark Shea defends Bernie Sanders’ abortion advocacy.)

Atheists in Foxholes

Atheists in Foxholes

Anti-socialist comments were made.
They were hurtful ones, too, I’m afraid.
Many leftists felt fouled.
Bernie not only scowled:
To the spirit of Stalin he prayed.

–Tom Riley

(Trump’s SOTU speech decries socialism.)

Old Man Appeal

Old Man Appeal

“O how I faint when I of you do write,
Knowing a better spirit doth use your name.”

—Shakespeare, Sonnet 80

What’s Bernie got, O Alexandria,
That I have not? He’s older, it is true—
But is he writing sonnets, girl, to you?
He’s only capable of blah-blah-blah
And silly socialist euphoria.
His rhetoric is like an old left shoe.
What does it matter, turning Kansas blue?
I offer adoration. You say: “Ah!”
What’s that? You’re more than just a pretty face?
You want me to respect your intellect?
You’re not impressed by literary grace?
Praise for your brain is what I must perfect?
Might as well conquer interstellar space.
There ain’t no mind there, baby, to respect.

–Tom Riley

(Bernie and Alexandria rally socialists in Kansas.)

Dignity Pants

Dignity Pants

 

Does Jacob Schwartz, the son of Arthur Schwartz,
Like dirty pictures of the diapered crowd?
In our society, that’s not allowed.
It’s not approved among our bedroom sports.
It’s nothing that a Democrat supports–
Although, of course, a dedication proud
To all the members of the alt-sex crowd
Has long been in our platform. Eat our shorts!
This ain’t no private matter, we admit.
We’ve always said the same, though you pricks claim
That we cannot be trusted in such shit.
To undermine our party is your aim.
Well, give it up! We’re just not buying it.
Certainly, somehow, Donald Trump’s to blame.

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Prominent young Dem busted for kiddie porn featuring 6-month old baby.)