Bernie Sanders supporters again
Will be cheated, discounted – as when
Mrs. Clinton prevailed
(And then, afterward, failed).
Bernie, bought off, will utter amen.
Consistent Pro-Life Ethic
The soulless fraud that calls itself Mark Shea
Now offers a predictable defense
Of baby-killer Bernie. What the hey!
He’s Jewish! So it makes a lot of sense
For him to think the unrestrained expense
Of fetal human blood a thing so slight
That giggles are in order. Malcontents
Complain – but, for a Jew, that view’s all right!
Shea wishes rigid trads would see the light
And show respect for Bernie’s wise tradition.
Descend, freaks, from your self-appointed height!
Life in the womb is not the sacred mission
That you pretend! We’ve had enough of that!
Support the welfare state! Vote Democrat!
(Dog-hater and notorious glutton Mark Shea defends Bernie Sanders’ abortion advocacy.)
Does Jacob Schwartz, the son of Arthur Schwartz,
Like dirty pictures of the diapered crowd?
In our society, that’s not allowed.
It’s not approved among our bedroom sports.
It’s nothing that a Democrat supports–
Although, of course, a dedication proud
To all the members of the alt-sex crowd
Has long been in our platform. Eat our shorts!
This ain’t no private matter, we admit.
We’ve always said the same, though you pricks claim
That we cannot be trusted in such shit.
To undermine our party is your aim.
Well, give it up! We’re just not buying it.
Certainly, somehow, Donald Trump’s to blame.