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Bob and Larry and Phil and Satan

Bob and Larry and Phil and Satan

Phil Vischer is a pro-abort? So what?
I always knew that Veggie Tales was gay.
I saw Bob ogling poor sad Larry’s butt
And scheming to slip into it someday.
The gutless things that veggies used to say
Back at that time were nothing like the sword
Of Scripture, nothing like the Jesus Way.
With holy zeal they were not in accord.
So, when Phil, with his queer smile, leaps aboard
The baby-killing train, now much in style,
I’m not surprised. For lesser things he’s whored.
Already he has walked the Devil’s aisle
And kissed ass in the Devil’s stinking wedding.
He’ll do worse still. So anyhow I’m betting.

–Tom Riley

Word to the Wise

Word to the Wise

Remember: when Zelensky’s terminated,
It’s the Americans who did it, chum.
He will not be their first assassinated,
Remember? When Zelensky’s terminated,
Ignore the talking points that will be stated
Unceasingly. Such noise grows wearisome!
Remember! When Zelensky’s terminated,
It’s the Americans who did it, chum.

–Tom Riley

Apology

The Apology

Heap-big Bergoglio, him apologize.
Like Pocahontas Warren in her day,
Him Injun now, in ways of old earth wise.
Him got bright headdress ready for display.
In harmony with all, him never say
Anything in defense of priests who went
Before him. Them defunct – and need to pay.
Piss on them graves and him give fierce assent.
Church heap-big tent indeed – and in this tent
Is only space for POC and queer.
All others need to grovel and repent.
Bergoglio, him condemn year after year
All European Christians of the past.
Him preaching, though, forever candy-assed.

–Tom Riley

On the Degeneracy of Stephen Colbert

On the Degeneracy of Stephen Colbert

Colbert? Of course he’s always been a twerp.
His Trump Derangement Syndrome was extreme.
He didn’t merely suck: he had to slurp.
How eagerly he joined the sissy team!
Wet was the way this sad cunt had to dream
When planning his Obama interview.
Spontaneously also he would cream
When Buttigieg, unsubtle, gave the cue.
One thing, though, that I thought he’d never do—
This baby-killing, underhanded queer—
Was urinate on Middle-earth lore too.
I thought his love for Tolkien was sincere.
I thought he had that virtue, clear and strong.
Today it’s obvious that I was wrong.

–Tom Riley

Betrayal?

Betrayal?

Your eyes do
not betray you, were never
on your side.

–Tom Riley

Blackbird Elegy

Blackbird Elegy

Soon they will cancel Edgar Allan Poe,
Not caring that the famous Raven’s black.
I’ve seen the signs. I know how this will go.
Soon they will cancel Edgar Allan Poe.
It’s pretty likely Stephen King will crow
On that account, lest zombie types attack.
Soon they will cancel Edgar Allan Poe,
Not caring that the famous Raven’s black.

–Tom Riley

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Vatican Smiles

Vatican Smiles

The Vatican greets baby-killing cunts
With smiles once set aside for Jesus Christ
Himself. The Papal See had standards – once.
The Vatican greets baby-killing cunts
With zeal today. The current pope’s a dunce—
But something more than sense is sacrificed.
The Vatican greets baby-killing cunts
With smiles once set aside for Jesus Christ.

–Tom Riley

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Joe Catholic

Joe Catholic

 

Et oratio eius fiat in peccatum.

 

Pretending Joe’s a super-Catholic guy
Is just about as silly as can be—
Too damn implausible to be a lie,
More a great scrap of imbecility.
Of course Joe likes to show his rosary.
Of course he likes to preen at morning Mass
For all the heathen media to see.
Of course the Jesuits will kiss his ass.
All flesh is, as the Bible tells us, grass—
And Joe’s scant flesh is overdue for mowing.
Still, what’s the focus of his fading sass?
The baby-killing party that he’s throwing!
His soul’s a writhing worm, his prayer a crock,
His place beneath a small infernal rock.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(N.B. The hateful form of child sacrifice now denoted by the euphemism “induced abortion” is a crime offensive to the common decency of the human race, not just to the moral theology of the Catholic Church. All men and women of good will should oppose it. Bad Touch Biden and other putative Catholics who support this abomination are especially culpable only because they have been given such a clear and rational teaching by their religious authorities and therefore cannot plead ignorance. Arguably, they are guilty of betrayal as well as of violence – and will find their appropriate place in the ninth and lowest circle of Hell. However, I couldn’t bear to grant Creepy Joe the same dignity extended to Marcus Brutus. So I shoved his invertebrate psychic ass under a rock. May it rot there! TR.)

Tiresome 21

The Tiresome 21

 

Do 21 Republicans hate Trump?
Carl Bernstein seems to think that I should care.
For others’ view I ain’t that kind of chump.
Do 21 Republicans hate Trump
Because he won’t French-kiss progressive rump
The way they do? A trivial affair!
Do 21 Republicans hate Trump?
Carl Bernstein seems to think that I should care.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Go with the Professional

Go with the Professional

 

Mr. Christie is just fine with Joe.
Yea, he offers that worthy a blow
In the John McCain way.
Creepy Joe answers: “Nay!
I’ve got Kamala working below!”

 

–Tom Riley

 

Chris Christie was speaking on ABC News about the election