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How to Earn More than Minimum Wage

How to Earn More than Minimum Wage

Bernie boldly speaks justice to power–
and the rich are beginning to cower.
How will this end? I know.
When they buy him off, though,
he will not need to charge by the hour.

–Tom Riley

Obama Phone Gal

Romney Sucks, Bad!: Obamaphone Lady - YouTube

 

Obama Phone Gal

 

Obama Phone Gal, you were right:
Mitt Romney sucks – and really bad.
Your insight I considered slight,
Obama Phone Gal. You were right,
However. I renounce my spite.
I’m an apologetic lad,
Obama Phone Gal. You were right!
Mitt Romney sucks – and really bad.

 

–Tom Riley

One Syllable

One Syllable

 

There’s no syllable, brethren, more fit
For contempt, more expressive of shit
That we can’t tolerate,
More deserving of hate,
Than this one stinking syllable: Mitt.

 

–Tom Riley

Dad Talk

Dad Talk

 
Sanctimonious Meghan McCain
Seethes at Donald Trump, Jr., whose dad
Isn’t nice. Meghan’s dad swore in vain
He’d do various things – and got mad
When his voters expected his ass
To back up what his glib tongue has said.
But for that John McCain got a pass:
He’d done leftist stuff, proudly, instead.
Plus, he’d served as Warmonger Supreme—
A purveyor of death for the skunks
That we now call the deep state. His dream
Was to see endless slaughter of punks.
Oh, our power elites found him swell!
Keep in mind, though, my dear: he’s in Hell.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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Lesser Catamite

The Lesser Catamite

Who will do any shit for the sake
Of the Left? Well, God saw fit to take
From this world John McCain—
Who now suffers Hell’s pain.
For a while, though, the Left has Jeff Flake.

–Tom Riley

New Direction in the Church

A New Direction in the Church

 

The Persecuted Church in China? Folks,
Pope Francis rules it needs to be betrayed.
Of what are all these Christian Chinks afraid?
With the big grin he saves for stupid jokes,
Francis greets all objections. Frequent tokes
On the sublime illogic bong have made
Him firm in idiocy. He’s displayed
His character — on which sound reason chokes.
From commissars he earns an A++.
He’s stabbed his fellow Christians in the back
With an air that is all-imperious.
He isn’t on the old-style papal track.
He doesn’t need to board that crashing bus.
In fact, it’s what he’s eager to attack.

 

—Tom Riley

Sure Reward

Sure Reward

 

You’ve disrespected Senator McCain?
That’s an offense we will not tolerate—
For Senator McCain is truly great
And has a growing cancer on his brain!
You’re listing his betrayals, punk, in vain.
His promises to you it was his fate
To cast aside. True statesmen serve the state
And not the voting public. Don’t complain!
You must affirm the cult of admiration
For such as him. You must nod fondly toward
His wild propensity for moderation—
For reaching, with your enemies, accord.
You must now render him due adulation
As he progresses toward his sure reward.

 

—Tom Riley

Dubious

Dubious

 

McCain speaks patriotically out.
Every word is a high-sounding shout
That will not disappear.
Democrats give a cheer.
But his motives are subject to doubt.

 

—Tom Riley

Maverick McCain

Maverick McCain

 

It’s the Maverick! He signals as well
As the herd that he’s perfectly swell,
An acceptable guy
In a Democrat’s eye.
He’ll be missed when he’s rotting in Hell.

 

—Tom Riley

Payback and Pain

Payback and Pain

 

There are oceans of payback and pain
In the next world. They don’t wait in vain.
They’re a force you can trust.
They will prove God is just
By engulfing the vile John McCain.

 

—Tom Riley