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Vast Vacancy

The Vast Vacancy

 

That fat fraud Shea is at it once again.
What is he up to? Well, of course he’s lying.
He earns from sycophants a swift amen.
He finds the praise of morons gratifying.
Truly engage his brain? He isn’t trying.
It’s all progressive reflex, leftist twitch.
You might conclude that he were daily dying
To be, say, hag Pelosi’s strap-on bitch.
But you’d be wrong. When he adores that witch
Or sticks his busy tongue up Biden’s ass,
He isn’t scratching any inner itch.
Rather, it’s like his posturing at Mass.
He just thinks it’ll pay the bills to do it.
He’s vacuous inside – except for suet.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Public Dismay

Public Dismay

 

Weaver’s acts George and Rick now survey
With a gallon of public dismay.
But they’re putting you on.
Back before, they said: “John,
Won’t you please throw some action our way?”

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Rick Wilson Battles Back

Rick Wilson Battles Back

 

Rick takes on accusations two-fisted.
As a Weaver pal he won’t be listed!
Contradict and you’re through!
Who will pay a price? You!
(Truth: they not only knew; they assisted.)

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Rick Wilson carefully parses his denial of knowledge.)

Jobs

Jobs

 

Toward new jobs Little Pete is aligned.
Jobs for you guys, he swears, he will find.
Little Pete’s had jobs, too.
Mostly blowjobs, it’s true—
But a job is a job in Pete’s mind.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Making History

Making History

 

Biden indeed is making history.
Nominee (“Rachel”) looks like Flintstone (“Fred”).
Yes, even shemale fetishists agree:
Biden indeed is making history.
His tranny is as ugly as can be.
What remains after that truth to be said?
Biden indeed is making history!
Nominee (“Rachel”) looks like Flintstone (“Fred”).

 

–Tom Riley

 

Another Pa. lawmaker calls for resignation of Health ...

 

(Note:  Minutes after this harmless little poem went up, I learned that it had been banned by Facebook — just like any comment that observes the obvious theft of the last presidential election!  A badge of honor….)

 

 

Gamma Boy Seeks Equals; Object: Venery

Gamma Boy Seeks Equals; Object: Venery

 

At night he dreams of endless sex
With big-brained girls from Planet X.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Why Ask Why?

Why Ask Why?

Why does Mark Shea prefer his cuties young?
Why does he get excited when his skull
Fills up with little girls who – wonderful!—
Behave like skinny strippers? There among
Such images, he trembles – and his tongue,
Like Jabba’s tongue, extends as if to pull
A slender victim in, if possible.
Why does he hum this song that can’t be sung?
Might as well wonder why his buddy Steve
Greydanus feels within a deep demand
For films where man screws boy. What mind can heave
Such burdens up? What dramatist has planned
These complications no one would believe?
Sometimes it’s better not to understand.

–Tom Riley

 

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Lard-Ass Lap Dance

Lard-Ass Lap Dance

Against wild right-wing crazies, balanced Shea
Defends Netflix – plus child pornography.
Puritans in the loony GOP
Will bow to his supremacy today.
Cuties of course is more than A-okay:
It’s necessary viewing finally,
Expanding our horizons. Hey, let’s be
More tolerant of pre-pubescent play!
Clearly Shea is a ginger Santa Claus—
A cheery Father Christmas kind of chap
In Pseudo-Chestertonia. His laws
Are not lean laws. His mind evades the trap
Of moralistic judgment. Why? Because
He dreams of cuties squirming in his lap.

–Tom Riley

 

Netflix Faces Boycott After 'Cuties' Scene Goes Viral

(Planned Parenthood ally Mark Shea sticks up for Cuties.)

We All Hope George Conway and Rick Wilson Will Be Very Happy Together

We All Hope George Conway and Rick Wilson Will Be Very Happy Together

 

George? He throws over Kellyanne for Rick.
His soulmate is another pudgy guy,
Another butterball whose mind is sick.
George: he throws over Kellyanne for Rick.
I am not saying here that George sucks dick.
(But, if I were, it might not be a lie,
George.) He throws over Kellyanne for Rick.
His soulmate is another pudgy guy.

 

–Tom Riley

Kurt Eichenwald’s Tentacular Spectacular

Kurt Eichenwald’s Tentacular Spectacular

 

“Information alone was my aim
When I accessed that porn, far from tame!
Me, choose tentacles? Never!
At the bathhouse, however,
Octopussy is now my butt’s name.”

 

–Tom Riley

 

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