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Tag: Black Lives Matter

Anti-Blaxxers

Anti-Blaxxers

Black men don’t want to get the damn vax—
For they know that lab losers hate blacks.
Punks are jealous. It’s so.
Guys like Fauci, you know,
Have inadequate nuts in their sacks.

–Tom Riley

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Bountiful Lard Mutters

Bountiful Lard Mutters

Who’s backing Black Lives Matter? Mark P. Shea!
He’ll back them just as long as they’re in style.
You claim his motivations here are vile?
That’s something that you’re not allowed to say!
Shea is the foremost prophet of our day.
His insights are not subject to denial.
His holy channel rocks! Don’t touch that dial!
His virtue signals ain’t just vain display.
But back to Black Lives Matter. Hey, they’re cool—
And therefore for Mark Shea a perfect fit.
He judges you a damned and hopeless fool
If you do not agree, you skinny twit!
Black lives are due for Christianoid renewal.
They need a Fat White Savior – and he’s it.

–Tom Riley

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Rich White Commie Bitch Cheers Briefly

Rich White Commie Bitch Cheers Briefly

 

They will give away my stuff, it’s true.
Who will celebrate cheerfully? You.
Seeing me dispossessed,
You will cheer with the rest.
But they’ll give away your stuff, bitch, too.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Portland riots: Justice center set on fire, 13 arrests ...

(One of Jimmy Mattis’s peaceful protesters smashes a window.)

911

911

When the planes struck, did Rent-a-Mob rush in
To save the lives that then faced sudden threat?
Did guys like Colin Kaepernick begin
A rescue operation? I forget.
Did folks in ruined buildings say, “Well met,”
To Bad Touch Biden as he risked his ass
To haul theirs out of danger? Wanna bet?
If you have any common sense, you’ll pass.
I am not sentimental here. Alas,
I’m well aware of mortal limitation!
An officer has settled ample mass
Upon my neck – though not for long duration.
Yet when disaster looms, who has the chops?
Not leftist activists. Instead, the cops.

–Tom Riley

 

Memorials- 9/11 Tribute

Two Out of Three Ain’t Good

Two Out of Three Ain’t Good

 

Kid shot three. I am quite satisfied
This was self-defense. Media lied—
As the video shows.
But I’m saddened, God knows,
By the outcome. Damn! Only two died!

 

–Tom Riley

 

Continued Growth of George W. Bush

The Continued Growth of George W. Bush

 
Oh, here he comes, the Chimpanzee-in-Chief!
He does so want the liars of the press
To love him! Comical is the relief
That he supplies – but deadly is the mess
That he will help to make. More crime, not less,
Is what he’ll body forth with pal Michelle
Obama as he says a breathless yes
To lies she and her catamite would tell
While following the playbook they knew well
Down through the years. Like Maverick McCain,
He’s sold his voters out. I know the smell.
I recognize the hey-me-too refrain.
He’ll demonize the cops with leftist zeal
If Mrs. O just lets him cop a feel.

 
–Tom Riley

 

President Obama opens Smithsonian's African American museum | Daily Mail Online

Shape of Justice

The Shape of Justice

 

In Seattle’s autonomous zone
There are no cops. You’re quite on your own
If you’re mugged, robbed, or raped.
That’s how justice is shaped.
Black lives matter – and black lives alone.

 

–Tom Riley

Sappery

Sappery

 

There is little, it’s true, I won’t do
For a beauty who gives me the cue.
I fall right in that trap.
But I won’t be a sap
For a putative female like you.

 

—Tom Riley

List Lust

List Lust

 

Received your list of BLM requests,
Chanelle — and read it closely as I could.
I’m living in an upscale neighborhood.
Plus, I’m as white as, say, Cate Blanchett’s breasts.
When men insist, I fail submission tests.
I never can quite kowtow as I should.
My ears become like hard, unyielding wood.
The no I utter just once never rests.
Girls are another matter, I concede.
My urge to please the girls is hyperactive.
I can be made to follow where they lead.
I don’t reflect. At best, my mind’s refractive.
Oh, resubmit your bossy list, I plead,
From a black girl who’s actually attractive!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(BLM official Chanelle Helm publishes list of demands for white people.)

Outrage Abatement

Outrage Abatement

 

The Somali cop’s error was slight.
He did pretty much everything right.
After outrage abatement,
He deserves reinstatement.
After all, folks, the victim was white.

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Quota cop kills Aussie woman.)