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Tag: Brett Kavanaugh

Rally Now

Rally Now

We have to rally now for Roe v. Wade
A ruling that we’ve never read in fact.
We feature every freak in our parade.
We have to rally! Now! For Roe v. Wade!
Our feticidal rage must be displayed!
Supreme Court justices must be attacked!
We have to rally now for Roe v. Wade
A ruling that we’ve never read in fact.

–Tom Riley

Mutones et Ora

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Mutones et Ora

 

Kamala’s speaking out.  Says Kavanaugh

Is overdue for more investigation.

What other damn conclusion can she draw?

There’s just popped up a brand new allegation.

The judge, in search of underpart elation,

Waved his dick in another female face.

Why are you calling for corroboration?

Such charges don’t just drop from outer space!

If we do not impeach, it’s a disgrace.

Wymyn have spoken:  Kavanaugh must go!

The highest court can never be the place

Where he makes poor girls watch his penis grow!

Kamala too should be investigated.

How many higher-ups has she fellated?

 

–Tom Riley

Further Accusations

Further Accusations

 

Times accuses – but victim denies.

Hey, why not try again the old lies?

Knew the judge in his youth?

Then adjust that damn truth!

This is serious.  Work with us, guys!

 

—Tom Riley

 

U.S. Supreme Court Associate Justice Kavanaugh departs after President Trump concluded his second State of the Union address to a joint session of the U.S. Congress in Washington

Nadler Man

Nadler Man

For some shit we’ll impeach Kavanaugh!
Thus shall we feed the ravening maw
Of our imbecile base.
Nadler Man’s on the case!
He is eager to bugger the law.

–Tom Riley

Dissimilar

Dissimilar

“The parties aren’t the same,” John Harwood tweets
And I agree. The Democrats by far
Are worse, promoting sex with a cigar
And every appetite for anal sweets.
The fool the little guy, then serve elites.
They cry: “You threw an ice cube in a bar!
Your moral standards, punk, are under par!”
Then they make beast with minors under sheets.
And, as for lying, Mr. Harwood, sir,
Why bring it up? I’m startled that you can
With a straight face. The nation is astir
With anger. Every woman, every man,
Oh, everyone expects lies to occur!
Obama lied. I couldn’t keep my plan.

–Tom Riley

#MuellerToo

#MuellerToo

Kavanaugh? He was guilty – for sure!
You could see that his thoughts were impure!
We were all in the know
About him. Mueller, though:
From your judgment, you skanks, he’s secure!

–Tom Riley

(Bob Mueller heads off #MeToo accusation.)

Repeat After Us

Repeat After Us

Do you have vague, unexplicated fears?
The Democrats can cure your memory!
Close your eyes as they whisper and you’ll see
The clearest sight in all life’s boundless spheres!
In the awaited place, a name appears:
It’s Kavanaugh who, acting drunkenly,
Caused all your woes. Your credibility
Will flourish soon and dry up all your tears.
Yes, Kavanaugh’s the one who grabbed your ass
Or waved his phallus. That is why you grieve.
Kavanaugh may be brainy, but he’s crass.
Have you forgotten? That’s how he’ll deceive
The whole world that is giving him a pass.
Don’t sweat the details, baby! Just believe!

–Tom Riley

Can’t Place It

Can’t Place It

Christine’s lapses are rather extreme
As she testifies, folks, for the team.
See the cloud on her face:
Can’t remember the place.
It was all like a horrible dream.

–Tom Riley

Dislocation

Dislocation

It happened in a place no voice can name,
A house whose outline grows distinct, then fades.
Perception there resists mere logic’s raids,
And certainty is something facts can’t tame.
It happened there – but happened all the same.
Specialists in oneiromantic trades
Will give the troubled witness lofty grades.
It happened, she can well and truly claim.
It’s never right to sneer: “Ah, just a dream.”
No! Dreams are truths uncannily restored.
They’re higher truths. The whole angelic team
Proclaims this rule with one elite accord.
Let be find its finale now in seem!
Such is the tale of Christine Blasey Ford.

–Tom Riley

Latest Allegation

The Latest Allegation

The latest allegation comes from Shea:
“Don’t you dare leave me out! Brett Kavanaugh
Molested me as well! That fateful day—
Or night, I can’t be sure – the bastard saw
My giant ass. His lust rose up as raw
As sushi, and he pushed me to a bed
That somehow was on hand. I felt his paw
Upon my flesh. Mark Judge belched: Go ahead!
I rolled away and speedily I fled—
As Daphne fled Apollo. When and where
This happened, I can’t say. Believe instead
Because I’m soft and womanish! I care—
And that is why at last I’m speaking out.
My courage no mere man should ever doubt.”

–Tom Riley

(Planned Parenthood ally and notorious glutton Mark Shea calls Kavanaugh “a lying, petulant, aggressive, angry bully.”)