Flammeus Gladius

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Vladimir

Vladimir

Yes, rivals had to be eliminated.
When you would save your people, that comes first.
The class of boyars then was subjugated.
Death was of course inflicted on the worst.
A long, dark past, devoted yet accursed,
Yielded to half-sincere renunciation.
A new faith was embraced – not in a burst
Of song, but through considered calculation.
Did hostile empires rise in detestation
Of what you had accomplished for the Rus?
An ally in the midst of complication
Appeared – and neutral nations just hung loose.
Loud enemies cried out: “Your armies stall!”
No, NATO never understood at all.

–Tom Riley

(In November 2016, in Moscow, Putin unveiled a statue of Vladimir the Great.)

Brave Sir Biden Takes a Stand

Brave Sir Biden Takes a Stand

“I shall stand up to Putin – and Xi!”
Says Joe Biden – while taking a pee
Down his leg, long and hairy.
“Let those tyrants be wary!”
Both are laughing uproariously.

–Tom Riley

Sacred Right

Sacred Right

The sacred right of child dismemberment
Is what Joe Biden’s eager to defend.
With Merrick Garland at his side, he’ll bend
Heaven and earth to battle our descent
Into respect for life. All discontent
With Roe v. Wade as truth revealed must end!
What part of “FUCK OFF” don’t you comprehend,
Misogynist pro-lifers? Now repent!
Such is the message sent by Catholic Joe—
And I for one could not be more delighted.
Biden’s a wimp as adversaries go.
Putin and Xi have never been affrighted
Less of a president. The end of Roe,
With Joe as advocate, is clearly sighted.

–Tom Riley

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Right on Schedule

Right on Schedule

Scheduled State of the Union? Joe missed it.
That senescence: it’s hard to resist it!
But had this come to pass—
A display of Xi’s ass—
Right on schedule would Slow Joe have kissed it.

–Tom Riley

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Mei Guo Safety Is Priority Number One!

Mei Guo Safety Is Priority Number One!

 

Yes, Dr. Joseph Biden means to take
Your guns. Please don’t express the least surprise
If you have been at any time awake.
Yes: Dr. Joseph Biden means to take
The Bill of Rights away – for safety’s sake.
Remember: Chairman Xi is shrewd and wise.
Yes? Dr. Joseph Biden means to take
Your guns. Please don’t express the least surprise.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Joe the Sinologist

Joe the Sinologist

 

Uyghurs? Genocide? Not even warm,
Biden critics – and very bad form
To harass China Joe
With your inquiries so.
This is simply a cultural norm.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(China Joe dismisses genocide of the Uyghurs as a differing cultural norm.)

Divided

Divided

 

The nation is divided, as you say.
Let all unite in serving Chairman Xi
And we’ll transcend the challenge of the day!
The nation is divided – as you say.
Let Dr. Joseph Biden lead the way!
On his example let us all agree!
The nation is divided, as you say.
Let all unite in serving Chairman Xi!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Write to the Top

Write to the Top

 

Why trouble our provincial leader, Joe,
When Chairman Xi’s the one who runs the show?

 

–Tom Riley

Virus of a President

A Virus of a President

 

China virus? Is that a thing? No!
You may never express yourself so!
Let your vile view be hidden!
Such a phrase is forbidden!
Who forbids it? Of course! China Joe!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Look on the Bright Side

Look on the Bright Side

 

The puppet president of Chairman Xi
Is now in place, so history advances.
Of course, America must take its chances.
This age-encumbered mediocrity
Who wets his nether garments frequently
Has long adopted idiotic stances.
Incapable of clever verbal dances,
He stumbles, stalls, and babbles ceaselessly.
Don’t worry, though – for Chairman Xi is boss.
Derelict Joe just carries out his orders.
Though Joe’s ascendancy is clearly loss,
A deep abasement of his current quarters,
Xi’s wisdom offers noodles, rice, and sauce
From far beyond our now-dissolving borders.

 

–Tom Riley