De Filiis Sancti Marii Pii
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation.
What sons St. Mario both sired and reared!
His sly abortion stance brought elevation.
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation,
Not theological sophistication.
The virtuous façade has disappeared.
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation.
What sons St. Mario both sired and reared!
–Tom Riley
Some of His Best Friends
(Bergoglio professes to meet with victims once a week.)
Pope Francis, saint before he even kicks
The papal bucket, suffers vile attacks.
Some commentators say that he is lax
In shielding kids from pederastic tricks.
The kind of media that always licks
His Petrine shoes now dares to make mean cracks.
“He never gives his pals the proper axe!”
These are assertions that he’s swift to nix.
How dare they doubt his perfect sanctity?
How dare they growl he needs to make amends
Not for the Church but for himself? He’ll see
That this campaign of accusation ends!
He’ll prove his probity conclusively!
Sex victims are among his closest friends.
–Tom Riley
Sinner in the Hands of an Angry Mob
Rittenhouse sinned. He killed a child molester.
If he’d have killed a cop, he’d be okay—
A hero and a glorious protester.
Rittenhouse sinned! He killed a child molester
In self-defense! Our handy virtue tester
Has found him wanting. Righteously, we say
Rittenhouse sinned! He killed a child molester.
If he’d have killed a cop, he’d be okay.
–Tom Riley
True Trickle Down
“Trickle down never helped the working man,”
Says Joe. “What really helped was Hunter bucks!
As soon as Hunter’s sinecures began,
As soon as Chicoms sold him teenaged fucks,
The long-term benefit was all your luck’s.
You little punks, who never got such deals,
Grew rich. Resentment, in this instance, sucks.
Biden graft, you should keep in mind here, heals!
You should be glad that Hunter’s copping feels
Off little foreign girls. The blowjobs, too,
Help you earn higher pay and richer meals.
When Hunter snorts cocaine, he’s aiding you!
He shares perverse proclivities with me.
Together, we will bring prosperity!”
–Tom Riley
Rick Wilson Battles Back
Rick takes on accusations two-fisted.
As a Weaver pal he won’t be listed!
Contradict and you’re through!
Who will pay a price? You!
(Truth: they not only knew; they assisted.)
–Tom Riley
(Rick Wilson carefully parses his denial of knowledge.)
Two Out of Three Ain’t Good
Kid shot three. I am quite satisfied
This was self-defense. Media lied—
As the video shows.
But I’m saddened, God knows,
By the outcome. Damn! Only two died!
–Tom Riley
Fading Ambitions
Do Joe’s White House ambitions grow dim?
Are his chances increasingly slim?
Is he close to despair?
Hey, it just isn’t fair—
For those little girls came on to him!
–Tom Riley
Bad Touch Biden
Little girls cried out sharply: “Bad touch!”
But the Democrats didn’t care much.
That was just Uncle Joe!
A bad touch? No, no, no—
For Joe didn’t regard it as such.
–Tom Riley
A Grave Injustice
How can they fire the glorious James Gunn?
He had the right response to Putin-Trump!
Can companies be just to anyone?
How can they fire the glorious James Gunn
For just a bit of molestation fun?
A lad must sometimes take a verbal dump.
How can they fire the glorious James Gunn?
He had the right response to Putin-Trump!
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 