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Easy Mistake to Make

Easy Mistake to Make

Won’t be long
before Biden himself starts saying
“The Brandon Administration.”

–Tom Riley

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Tough Talk

Tough Talk

Biden warns Mr. Putin. Hurray
For the courage of Biden! Okay?
“You’ll face sanctions – and pain—
If you move on Ukraine!”
Wow. I’ll bet Putin’s trembling today.

–Tom Riley

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Warrior Mentality

Warrior Mentality

“Joe’s determined. He’ll fight to the end
For Ukraine – which he means to defend.
He’ll be hard to defeat.”
These are words to repeat.
Putin likes to hear Yankees pretend.

–Tom Riley

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That’s the Plan, Man

That’s the Plan, Man

The plan of Biden must be carried out—
For otherwise we all are doomed to die.
Although he never had a mind, don’t doubt
The plan of Biden must be carried out.
If you insist on freedom, you’re a lout.
Hey, it’s our Prince of Justice you defy!
The plan of Biden must be carried out—
For otherwise we all are doomed to die.

–Tom Riley

Well-Planned

Well-Planned

Don’t worry, people! Biden’s got a plan
Just as he did in far Afghanistan.

–Tom Riley

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Big Guy Meets Little O

The Big Guy Meets Little O

Omicron means, of course, “Little O.”
It ain’t little, however, to Joe.
Why, he creams in his pants
As he views his new chance
To see Democrat tyranny grow!

–Tom Riley

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Leader of the Masked World

Leader of the Masked World

Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,”
Joe shows how dumb he is – and, boy, he’s dumb!
By now, of course, this COVID crap’s a con.
Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,”
The leader of the masked world stumbles on
A brand new detail. Were there others? Some.
Pronouncing “omicron” as “omnicron,”
Joe shows how dumb he is. And, boy, he’s dumb!

–Tom Riley

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My Opinion Poll Participation

My Opinion Poll Participation

Of Sniffer Joe I strongly disapprove.
Reader: if you’re a pollster, please take note.
Joe, it is clear, is in the failure groove,
However well his minions fake the vote.
And no: I won’t repeat lies learned by rote
To the effect that Joe won fair and square.
Approaching emptiness by asymptote
Has never been my game. Ain’t no there there.
At Joe’s dementia there’s no need to stare.
He splatters it like shit on restroom walls.
When ordinary tasks advance to bare
Their blunted teeth, his nervous system stalls.
An intellect that’s worthy of respect
Even his backers cannot now detect.

–Tom Riley

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Unproven

Unproven

Biden read: “End of quote.” What a doof!
Well, that wasn’t, we know, his first goof.
But demented? No way.
As we endlessly say
(Though the proof’s there), we need further proof.

–Tom Riley

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Experts Say

Experts Say

Hunter’s shit is great art now. So there!
Experts say your critique isn’t fair.
Philistines, go away!
Experts furthermore say
Daddy Joe never sniffed any hair.

–Tom Riley