What They Fought For
What They Fought For
The Union boys at Gettysburg weren’t told
That they were backing global drag queen shows.
In such a cause they wouldn’t have enrolled.
Instead, they would have joined their Southern foes.
Even the Union generals, God knows,
Were not informed what victory would do.
But here at last we are. We reach new lows.
The tyrant Federals are trannies, too—
And they’re requiring such as me and you
To say that boys are girls, that girls are boys,
That all society must change on cue,
That switcheroos are what the Lord enjoys.
Thus, blue-clad Northern ghosts at last agree:
“We should have joined the Last of Heroes, Lee!”
–Tom Riley
