Flammeus Gladius

Carmina et Verba pro Discipulis Meis

Tag: damnation

Femme Fatale

Femme Fatale

Liz Cheney drove a guy to suicide.
Her temptress looks were not a factor, though.
Eager to take the country for a ride,
Liz Cheney drove a guy to suicide.
“I’m saving our democracy!” she cried.
When she’s in Hell, I pray she’s down there low.
Liz Cheney? Drove a guy to suicide.
Her temptress looks were not a factor, though.

–Tom Riley

Les Autres

Les Autres

Hell is other
people complaining endlessly that hell
is other people.

–Tom Riley

Impatience at the Confessional

Impatience at the Confessional

Long line of
miserable sinners before me? To
Hell with it!

–Tom Riley

Wi-Fi Down

Wi-Fi Down

Is the Wi-Fi down? Then we’ve descended
Into Hell – as some devil intended!
Oh, divided duality!
What remains is reality—
So it seems that the whole world has ended.

–Tom Riley

BBB

BBB

“Build Back Better” fell flat on its face.
Is it sadness I feel? Not a trace!
Mr. Manchin did well.
Biden: you go to Hell!
I am sure they’re reserving a place.

–Tom Riley

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Grave Consideration

Grave Consideration

Is Papa Cuomo turning in his grave?
More likely he is jacking off in Hell.
He craves what other Cuomo dirtbags crave.
Is Papa Cuomo turning in his grave?
He lived by one dark precept: “Speeches save!”
They didn’t. Death indeed breaks every spell.
Is Papa Cuomo turning in his grave?
More likely he is jacking off in Hell.

–Tom Riley

Crying Out Even unto the Lord

Crying Out Even unto the Lord

In the Pit,
those damned for dishonesty continue
to preach charity.

–Tom Riley

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Descent Is Certain

Descent Is Certain

Newsom ousted? The chances are small.
Democrats always cheat, after all.
Still, I firmly contend
Justice wins in the end.
Into Hell will that pencil neck fall!

–Tom Riley

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Repent!

Repent!

Mark Shea calls on you all to repent!
You’re in error: he will not relent!
Does he judge a great deal?
It’s prophetic, his zeal!
(With his own path to Hell he’s content.)

–Tom Riley

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Joe Catholic

Joe Catholic

 

Et oratio eius fiat in peccatum.

 

Pretending Joe’s a super-Catholic guy
Is just about as silly as can be—
Too damn implausible to be a lie,
More a great scrap of imbecility.
Of course Joe likes to show his rosary.
Of course he likes to preen at morning Mass
For all the heathen media to see.
Of course the Jesuits will kiss his ass.
All flesh is, as the Bible tells us, grass—
And Joe’s scant flesh is overdue for mowing.
Still, what’s the focus of his fading sass?
The baby-killing party that he’s throwing!
His soul’s a writhing worm, his prayer a crock,
His place beneath a small infernal rock.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(N.B. The hateful form of child sacrifice now denoted by the euphemism “induced abortion” is a crime offensive to the common decency of the human race, not just to the moral theology of the Catholic Church. All men and women of good will should oppose it. Bad Touch Biden and other putative Catholics who support this abomination are especially culpable only because they have been given such a clear and rational teaching by their religious authorities and therefore cannot plead ignorance. Arguably, they are guilty of betrayal as well as of violence – and will find their appropriate place in the ninth and lowest circle of Hell. However, I couldn’t bear to grant Creepy Joe the same dignity extended to Marcus Brutus. So I shoved his invertebrate psychic ass under a rock. May it rot there! TR.)