Sing a New Song unto the Fraud

Sing a New Song unto the Fraud

“I’m the first of first ladies, you see—
And I need a new song, just for me.
As the star of my show,
I exceed Jackie O!”
So says Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D.

–Tom Riley

Reflections on the January 6 Commission

Reflections on the January 6 Commission

Peons, please keep in mind: your homes, your stores,
Your main streets are not sacred. Not at all.
Media propagandists, pundits, whores
May, at the slightest provocation, call
Down chaos on your heads. What might befall
Will be no worry then. Lose everything
In Podunk! Congresscreeps will still stand tall—
And how their fresh ambitions will take wing!
Trespass upon the Congress, though, and bring
Your infantile concerns toward where they dwell–
Your rulers, prouder far than any king–
And they will damn your peasant butts to hell.
Their slaves will shoot you down, though you’re unarmed.
Those fucking Congresscunts must not be harmed.

–Tom Riley

Spin

Spin

Ask the pundits! Hey: they never lie!
Biden’s really one hell of a guy:
Competent – and admired.
He’s done all that’s required.
His low numbers are actually high.

–Tom Riley

BBB

BBB

“Build Back Better” fell flat on its face.
Is it sadness I feel? Not a trace!
Mr. Manchin did well.
Biden: you go to Hell!
I am sure they’re reserving a place.

–Tom Riley

De Filiis Sancti Marii Pii

De Filiis Sancti Marii Pii

The Cuomo way amounts to molestation.
What sons St. Mario both sired and reared!
His sly abortion stance brought elevation.
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation,
Not theological sophistication.
The virtuous façade has disappeared.
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation.
What sons St. Mario both sired and reared!

–Tom Riley

A Cuomo Family Christmas

A Cuomo Family Christmas

Ain’t no staffers this year to molest.
Crazy ruler and CNN pest:
Each has lost his position—
But we’ll hear no contrition.
And their bluster? Hey, give it a rest!

–Tom Riley

Warrior Mentality

Warrior Mentality

“Joe’s determined. He’ll fight to the end
For Ukraine – which he means to defend.
He’ll be hard to defeat.”
These are words to repeat.
Putin likes to hear Yankees pretend.

–Tom Riley

Big Guy Meets Little O

The Big Guy Meets Little O

Omicron means, of course, “Little O.”
It ain’t little, however, to Joe.
Why, he creams in his pants
As he views his new chance
To see Democrat tyranny grow!

–Tom Riley

Popeye Forearms

Popeye Forearms

AOC’s got a skinny-forearm beau.
I’m asking: what is wrong with guys these days
And with the gals who choose them? Time betrays
What’s timeless. It’s impossible to know
How low the standards finally will go.
Is this delight in girly men a phase?
Or will we say again that muscle pays?
Suspense strikes deeply as I watch the show.
Hey, AOC: my name is Riley, too,
But I have Popeye forearms, more or less.
(It’s true I lack the maritime tattoo.)
Do I like Puerto Rican girls? Hell, yes.
But then again, there’s pillow talk from you….
I wish your current boyfriend all success!

–Tom Riley

Official View

The Official View

Hey, you can’t say the Biden clan sucks!
Do not claim that they’re all useless fucks!
For his own noble part,
Hunter triumphed through art:
It’s sheer talent that earned him those bucks.

–Tom Riley