Joe Did What?
I say that Joe did this and Joe did that,
But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted:
He’s too much the demented Democrat,
I say. That Joe did this, and Joe did that,
Is shorthand. A whole group of leftists sat
In council, though the details are redacted.
I say that Joe did this, and Joe did that—
But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted.
–Tom Riley
Sing a New Song unto the Fraud
“I’m the first of first ladies, you see—
And I need a new song, just for me.
As the star of my show,
I exceed Jackie O!”
So says Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D.
–Tom Riley
Spin
Ask the pundits! Hey: they never lie!
Biden’s really one hell of a guy:
Competent – and admired.
He’s done all that’s required.
His low numbers are actually high.
–Tom Riley
BBB
“Build Back Better” fell flat on its face.
Is it sadness I feel? Not a trace!
Mr. Manchin did well.
Biden: you go to Hell!
I am sure they’re reserving a place.
–Tom Riley
De Filiis Sancti Marii Pii
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation.
What sons St. Mario both sired and reared!
His sly abortion stance brought elevation.
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation,
Not theological sophistication.
The virtuous façade has disappeared.
The Cuomo way amounts to molestation.
What sons St. Mario both sired and reared!
–Tom Riley
A Cuomo Family Christmas
Ain’t no staffers this year to molest.
Crazy ruler and CNN pest:
Each has lost his position—
But we’ll hear no contrition.
And their bluster? Hey, give it a rest!
–Tom Riley
Warrior Mentality
“Joe’s determined. He’ll fight to the end
For Ukraine – which he means to defend.
He’ll be hard to defeat.”
These are words to repeat.
Putin likes to hear Yankees pretend.
–Tom Riley
You Say Suck Like It’s a Bad Thing
“People think that I suck? I don’t care!”
So says Kamala, tossing her hair.
“As Old Willie can tell,
If I suck, I suck well.
I am used to what happens down there….”
–Tom Riley
The Big Guy Meets Little O
Omicron means, of course, “Little O.”
It ain’t little, however, to Joe.
Why, he creams in his pants
As he views his new chance
To see Democrat tyranny grow!
–Tom Riley
Popeye Forearms
AOC’s got a skinny-forearm beau.
I’m asking: what is wrong with guys these days
And with the gals who choose them? Time betrays
What’s timeless. It’s impossible to know
How low the standards finally will go.
Is this delight in girly men a phase?
Or will we say again that muscle pays?
Suspense strikes deeply as I watch the show.
Hey, AOC: my name is Riley, too,
But I have Popeye forearms, more or less.
(It’s true I lack the maritime tattoo.)
Do I like Puerto Rican girls? Hell, yes.
But then again, there’s pillow talk from you….
I wish your current boyfriend all success!
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 