Where’s His Motivation?
It’s obvious that Merrick Garland punk
Got swirlied every now and then in school.
It wasn’t undeserved, but now the skunk
Is eager for revenge. He yanks his tool
And thinks that his Gestapo stuff is cool.
He has the FBI to back his play.
The strong once pissed him off. The weak must rule
Therefore. For Merrick, that’s the only way.
You’re normal? Then he means to make you pay
For knowing norms that he can never know.
When he expressed his heart, you said: “That’s gay.”
For you he’ll now put on a donkey show
Worse than the one Lloyd Austin has designed.
He’s always had your punishment in mind.
–Tom Riley
Wave Goodbye
The Red Wave didn’t happen. No surprise
To me. It was a prophecy too good
For zombies such as us to realize.
We ain’t in no triumphant neighborhood.
Progressives cheated, sure. We knew they would.
But did they need to cheat to hold at bay
The promised wave? As if mere cheating could!
Truth is that cheating’s just the game they play.
They have to keep in practice. But today
It’s clear, if it was not quite clear before,
That, ever since the Blue Boys beat the Gray,
This country’s been an unrepentant whore.
Since then, there never has been power to save
In any damn imaginary wave.
–Tom Riley
Makes It All Worthwhile
Of most stuff you are not an afforder.
Twenty dollars is now worth a quarter.
Soon you’ll have to eat shit.
But don’t worry one bit:
You will still have the liberal world order!
–Tom Riley
¡No necesitamos a ningunos Democratas hediondos!
You are a breakfast taco now, señor.
So says the ugly, shriveled White House witch,
Joe Biden’s nursemaid, formerly his whore.
Before dementia settled hard, the bitch
Would jump into the pool without a stitch—
And Joe would, too, while Secret Service guys
And girls got sick. Now Joe can only twitch,
And soil himself, and read pre-scripted lies.
The thing is, caballero: if you’re wise,
You’ll take the hint, and ditch this fucking ship,
Ignore the empty and self-serving cries
Of Bidens as they take their final dip,
And vote Republican. Be free, though sad!
Republicans suck, too, but not so bad.
–Tom Riley
Joe Did What?
I say that Joe did this and Joe did that,
But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted:
He’s too much the demented Democrat,
I say. That Joe did this, and Joe did that,
Is shorthand. A whole group of leftists sat
In council, though the details are redacted.
I say that Joe did this, and Joe did that—
But Joe, of course, is not the one who acted.
–Tom Riley
Sing a New Song unto the Fraud
“I’m the first of first ladies, you see—
And I need a new song, just for me.
As the star of my show,
I exceed Jackie O!”
So says Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D.
–Tom Riley