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Bob and Larry and Phil and Satan

Bob and Larry and Phil and Satan

Phil Vischer is a pro-abort? So what?
I always knew that Veggie Tales was gay.
I saw Bob ogling poor sad Larry’s butt
And scheming to slip into it someday.
The gutless things that veggies used to say
Back at that time were nothing like the sword
Of Scripture, nothing like the Jesus Way.
With holy zeal they were not in accord.
So, when Phil, with his queer smile, leaps aboard
The baby-killing train, now much in style,
I’m not surprised. For lesser things he’s whored.
Already he has walked the Devil’s aisle
And kissed ass in the Devil’s stinking wedding.
He’ll do worse still. So anyhow I’m betting.

–Tom Riley

Twice as Funny

Twice as Funny

The Devil’s late-night talk show is a hit.
He’s twice as funny, clearly, as Colbert.
Filmed on a pleasant sound stage in the Pit,
The Devil’s late-night talk show is a hit.
As dry as any desert is his wit.
He has the common touch, a noble air.
The Devil’s late-night talk show is a hit!
He’s twice as funny, clearly, as Colbert….

–Tom Riley

Unbounded Flame

Unbounded Flame

 

Vesta regarded Moloch as the Devil.
That is why Hannibal was doomed to die.
Her plaited locks what monster would dishevel?
Vesta regarded Moloch as the Devil.
Child sacrifice was never on the level.
Unbounded flame would always be a lie.
Vesta regarded Moloch as the Devil.
That is why Hannibal was doomed to die.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Health Measure

Health Measure

 

Tyrants always seize guns. That’s reality.
Mr. Hyde supplants every duality
At the government level.
You can go to the Devil
If you still have the liberty malady.

 

–Tom Riley

Lovecraftian Horror

Lovecraftian Horror

 

The oppression, alas, is intense!
After numerous shocking events,
The results just aren’t fair.
There is no Devil there—
But the void left behind is immense.

 

–Tom Riley

Pray for Shea

Pray for Shea

 

“And let Satan stand at his right hand!”

 

Pray for Shea, someone told me. I may–
but I’ll pray the Old Testament way.
Satan: stand at Shea’s right!
God of Hosts: smite — then smite!
Only then may Shea have a nice day.

 

–Tom Riley

At the Devil’s Behest

At the Devil’s Behest

 
Twitterball – and Mark Shea’s calling skins.
Though he’s no doubt committed worse sins
At the Devil’s behest,
Still it must be confessed:
When the freak bares his chest, no one wins.

 
–Tom Riley

 
(Dog-hater and notorious glutton Mark Shea appears shirtless on Twitter.)

Unlost

Unlost

 

Why are you always telling us you’re lost?

The hellbound have a fine sense of direction.

You go ahead, although you know the cost.

Why are you always telling us you’re lost?

The Devil’s teeth you’ve proudly brushed and flossed.

Yes, you’ve achieved your version of perfection.

Why are you always telling us you’re lost?

The hellbound have a fine sense of direction.

 

–Tom Riley

Uncompromising

Uncompromising

 

With the Devil I might compromise—

Even if deadly fire filled his eyes.

Though he be damned forever,

I say never say never.

But with you, sir?  That wouldn’t be wise.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Satan Strikes Anew

Satan Strikes Anew

 

On these matters, I’m just a bit manic.
Every foreign idea makes me panic—
And I smell brimstone, too.
I won’t listen to you!
I am certain your voice is Satanic.

 

—Tom Riley