Dexter’s Guarantee

Dexter’s Guarantee

 

“What is it with you and rape?  No one’s raping anyone.”

 

—Dexter Morgan

 

Sorry to disappoint, you wretched toad:
No one is raping anybody here.
With bogus dread you’re anxious to explode.
Sorry to disappoint, you wretched toad:
I fear your self-deception’s overflowed.
You’re nuts – though maybe crazily sincere.
Sorry to disappoint, you wretched toad:
No one is raping anybody here.

 

–Tom Riley

 

(The Pezzulo reports imaginary rape threats.)

In the Kill Room

In the Kill Room

 

We’re all cheering for Dexter to kill.
We all pray he’ll pursue with a will
His unusual mission.
And we feel no contrition:
We are sure we are innocent still.

 

—Tom Riley