Trackin’ the Kraken

Trackin’ the Kraken

 

Hath the Kraken at last been released?
On its foes will it presently feast?
An attorney I’m not,
So I can’t say a lot.
But I sure wish good luck to the beast.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Dominion

Dominion

 

Your votes don’t matter. Not one little bit.
Why, look: Dominion gives us all the votes
That we require! Cease with indignant shit!
Your votes don’t matter – not one little bit.
We in the seat of counting duly sit
And stone your votes. The networks hold our coats.
Your votes don’t matter. Not one little bit!
Why, look! Dominion gives us all the votes….

 

–Tom Riley