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Tag: Dr. Jill Biden

¡No necesitamos a ningunos Democratas hediondos!

¡No necesitamos a ningunos Democratas hediondos!

You are a breakfast taco now, señor.
So says the ugly, shriveled White House witch,
Joe Biden’s nursemaid, formerly his whore.
Before dementia settled hard, the bitch
Would jump into the pool without a stitch—
And Joe would, too, while Secret Service guys
And girls got sick. Now Joe can only twitch,
And soil himself, and read pre-scripted lies.
The thing is, caballero: if you’re wise,
You’ll take the hint, and ditch this fucking ship,
Ignore the empty and self-serving cries
Of Bidens as they take their final dip,
And vote Republican. Be free, though sad!
Republicans suck, too, but not so bad.

–Tom Riley

On the Learned Assessment of Blame

On the Learned Assessment of Blame

Biden went in his pants. Was it pee?
Maybe so – but most noses agree
That the shit was far worse.
Dr. Jill belched a curse:
“This is all Putin’s fault, seems to me!”

–Tom Riley

Sing a New Song unto the Fraud

Sing a New Song unto the Fraud

“I’m the first of first ladies, you see—
And I need a new song, just for me.
As the star of my show,
I exceed Jackie O!”
So says Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D.

–Tom Riley

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Dr. Jill Makes Her Choice

Dr. Jill Makes Her Choice

Amongst ladies she sought to be first
Though her man with dementia was cursed
Atop native stupidity.
And such reckless cupidity
Has effects that will not be reversed.

–Tom Riley

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Hopeful Sign

Hopeful Sign

 

Have no doubt: China Joe wet the bed.
Dr. Jill woke as warm moisture spread.
Her discomfiture? Slight.
This occurs every night.
It’s the one sign that Joe isn’t dead.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Land Down Under

Land Down Under

 
“Mommy Jill! Joe needs help! Wet his pants!
Clean him up, please!” Thought Jill: Not a chance.
Then she pondered anew.
Well, what else could she do?
Such is vice-presidential romance.

 
–Tom Riley

 

(If you enjoyed this friendly little joke about Creepy Joe, you’ll love The Ghost of Biden’s Brain!)