Going Along to Get Along

Going Along to Get Along

Democrats steal election – again.
It’s not nowadays just now and then.
No: it’s every damn time!
But the actual crime
Is Republicans’ saying amen.

–Tom Riley

My Opinion Poll Participation

My Opinion Poll Participation

Of Sniffer Joe I strongly disapprove.
Reader: if you’re a pollster, please take note.
Joe, it is clear, is in the failure groove,
However well his minions fake the vote.
And no: I won’t repeat lies learned by rote
To the effect that Joe won fair and square.
Approaching emptiness by asymptote
Has never been my game. Ain’t no there there.
At Joe’s dementia there’s no need to stare.
He splatters it like shit on restroom walls.
When ordinary tasks advance to bare
Their blunted teeth, his nervous system stalls.
An intellect that’s worthy of respect
Even his backers cannot now detect.

–Tom Riley

Incontrovertible Truths

Incontrovertible Truths

 

Yes, guys are dolls and dolls are guys—
And Biden won it fair and square.
Conformity would here be wise,
Yes? Guys are dolls. And dolls are guys.
That’s human right stuff: recognize!
Contrary views you must not share.
Yes: guys and dolls, and dolls are guys,
And Biden won it fair and square.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Invariable Verity

Invariable Verity

 

Jobs indeed were by Joe signed away
On his first pretend president day.
Union guys: keep in mind
Every time that you’ll find
You’re the guys Democrats will betray.

 

–Tom Riley

Loyal Opposition

The Loyal Opposition

 

By a media blitz overawed,
We conclude that all logic is flawed
And all evidence vain.
We must now, it is plain,
Affirm all the results of Joe’s fraud.

 

–Tom Riley

 

If You Believe in Magic

If You Believe in Magic

 

Voter fraud, you suggest? What a joke!
On your claims will the polity choke
In a way that is tragic.
Votes that show up by magic
Are just regular votes – if you’re woke.

 

–Tom Riley

NRR

NRR

 

At the National RINO Review,
We are told to ignore every clue
That the vote was a fraud.
I am not overawed.
I have long had contempt for that crew.

 

–Tom Riley

Your Vote Still Matters

Your Vote Still Matters

 

Your real votes
still count as much as
our fake ones.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Georgia Turns Blue

Georgia Turns Blue

 

RINOs backed China Joe and his whore
After Trump seemed to say: This is war!
Chumps would not get excited—
And the Left was delighted.
They got right to work stealing some more.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Speaking Moistly

Speaking Moistly

 

Jimmy Mattis and other such queers—
Some who haven’t been heard from for years—
Now derive an erection
From the stolen election
As they moistly speak forth deep state fears.

 

–Tom Riley