Washington moves its European pawns. Putin has castled, bringing rooks to bear. Is there true safety on suburban lawns? Washington moves its European pawns. Zelensky frowns. Our class of pundits fawns. To face reality we do not care. Washington moves its European pawns. Putin has castled, bringing rooks to bear.
We lied about the fucking Ghost of Kyiv, But otherwise the truth is what we tell Compulsively. We don’t seek to deceive! We lied about the fucking Ghost of Kyiv? Well, hopeful fictions help punks to achieve Confidence. You don’t like it? Burn in Hell! We lied about the fucking Ghost of Kyiv— But, otherwise, the truth is what we tell!
The Ukronazis got evacuated All the way into Russian custody. A triumph – as Ukraine has clearly stated! The Ukronazis got evacuated! The truth in such reports is what is hated. How obvious can all these liars be? The Ukronazis got evacuated— All the way into Russian custody.
The Heroes of Snake Island did surrender— But they’re heroic martyrs anyway. No one returns the narrative to sender. The Heroes of Snake Island did surrender— But every one of them is a contender For Soldier of the Century today. The Heroes of Snake Island did surrender, But they’re heroic martyrs anyway!
(Note on the text: If you want to know what a bowl of lies you are being served daily on the topic of the conflict in Ukraine, consider the Ghost of Kyiv and the Heroes of Snake Island. The Ukrainian soldiers stationed on Snake Island became heroes when they told the Russians to fuck off, defiantly refused to surrender, and were blasted into oblivion. Except, well, they never made it to oblivion. They were all captured and ultimately returned to Ukraine in a prisoner exchange. So no heroism, right? They did their duty. We’re glad they survived. But there was no heroic self-sacrifice in the face of Russian aggression. Right? Wrong!
Sites such as the Huffington Post still maintain that these Ukrainians who surrendered are veritable martyrs of Ukrainian patriotism!