Double Dactyl of the Dirty Mind

Double Dactyl of the Dirty Mind

Proud semiliterate
Feminist Bratten Weiss
Peddles a volume of
Sex robot porn.

Don’t be deceived by her
Pseudo-professorhood!
She’d do a robot from
Midnight to morn.

–Tom Riley

 

Pussy Nation

Pussy Nation

 

 

Pussies showed up in droves to protest.
They would not, I knew, give it a rest.
How the crowds of pink swelled!
But the cat wasn’t belled.
Here’s the truth, pussies: voting works best.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Spiritual Communion

Spiritual Communion

 

 

Poor Mark Shea couldn’t make the Pussy March.
The Demiurge of Hostile Circumstance
Hung no pink welcome sign upon the arch
That Mark might stride through with his great clown pants.
With other pussies he could not advance—
Not on the day when pussies were supreme.
He couldn’t explicate his pussy stance.
He didn’t realize his pussy dream.
But let not sympathy grow too extreme!
A tear for Mark, perhaps, we ought to shed—
But only one. Things aren’t quite what they seem,
Nor are Mark’s pussy aspirations dead.
Good news I dare proclaim. Mark Shea fans, hear it!
Being a pussy, he was there in spirit.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Blows Up Real Good

Blows Up Real Good

 

 

Dumb bitch threatened the White House. God knows
That her lack of good judgment here shows.
Not a serious threat?
I would not take that bet.
After all, it is known that she blows….

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Madonna says she considered “blowing up” White House.)

What a Downer!

What a Downer!

 

 

Pussy March – and Madonna is there!
Disappointment, though, leads to despair.
Marchers passing for male
All in unison wail:
“Hey, bitch, give us our blowjobs! No fair!”

 

 

–Tom Riley

Pussy Marchers

Pussy Marchers

 

 

Behold the Pussy Marchers and despair,
All you who thought your guy won the election!
The Pussy Marchers, just by being there,
Effect a change and make a quick correction!
How clever and how classy this collection
Of gals (and of associated guys)!
Those pink hats aren’t vague symbols of affection:
They utter forth a rage of titan size!
Now Trump will hear the roars – or, well, the cries.
Now Trump will know how Cher and Ashley Judd
And fierce Madonna feel. Don’t roll your eyes,
Observer: this resistance ain’t no dud!
If Trump declines to bow and say amen,
These will return to wail and weep again.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Dreamweaver

Dreamweaver

 

 

How she wishes she’d had an abortion!
Ain’t no tragic necessity, folks.
That is sad, patriarchal distortion.
In reality, girls should crack jokes
About feticide, taking sly pokes
At the tissues that they have destroyed.
On the opposite viewpoint she chokes,
Our wise heroine, more than annoyed
By the right wing. She would have enjoyed
Her abortion. She knows that it’s so.
What a thrill to see edges employed
Against every unloved embryo!
By another dream, this one was shaped:
In her book, the bitch wished she’d been raped.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Feminist Poetess

The Feminist Poetess

 

 

Free from all patriarchal distortion,
she finds peace in old age is her portion–
although fierce was her style.
It is easy to smile
as she thinks of her sweetest abortion.

 

 

–Tom Riley