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Tag: Finland

Join the Club

Join the Club

Finland, Sweden: they’re joining the clique.
At the bear they’ll both shake the same stick
As invaded Ukraine.
Will they feel the same pain?
If they don’t, it’ll be a neat trick.

–Tom Riley

Overgrown

Overgrown

 

Bolton claims that Trump isn’t all there—
That of Finland he isn’t aware
As a state of its own.
Bolton, though, hasn’t known
A mustache from extreme pubic hair.

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(N.B. Bolton claims Trump doesn’t know Finland from Russia – an implausible claim, given that Trump ran the Miss Universe pageant, and that Miss Finland once charged that Trump grabbed her excellent ass.)