Join the Club
Finland, Sweden: they’re joining the clique.
At the bear they’ll both shake the same stick
As invaded Ukraine.
Will they feel the same pain?
If they don’t, it’ll be a neat trick.
Bolton claims that Trump isn’t all there—
That of Finland he isn’t aware
As a state of its own.
Bolton, though, hasn’t known
A mustache from extreme pubic hair.
(N.B. Bolton claims Trump doesn’t know Finland from Russia – an implausible claim, given that Trump ran the Miss Universe pageant, and that Miss Finland once charged that Trump grabbed her excellent ass.)