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Creepy Joe and the Great Sanction Orgy

Creepy Joe and the Great Sanction Orgy

Whom shall I sanction (Biden asks) today?
I’ll sanction every state that disagrees.
I’ll sanction every guy that isn’t gay.
I’ll sanction every punk not on his knees
To me and all my buddies. Hard to please,
I’ll sanction those who dare stay uncommitted
To all the lies I pitch as verities.
I’ll sanction those who say they won’t be shitted.
I’m tough as hell, though maybe insect-witted.
I’ll sanction India and China too.
Is it against the facts that I am pitted?
I’ll sanction you and you and you and you!
I’ve soiled my underpants, so why be nice?
America, not I, will pay the price.

–Tom Riley

(Note on the text: Sniffer Joe has of course never been literate enough to use the accusative pronoun “whom” correctly, nor to distinguish between nominative and accusative in such phrases as “America, not I.” And now he’s deep in dementia. He can’t distinguish his fundament from an aperture in the earth. But there’s no percentage in representing Joe’s drooling voice too accurately. T.R.)

Where’s Volodymyr Now?

Where’s Volodymyr Now?

Zelensky is in Poland, not in Kyiv.
(Ukrainian is easier to rhyme
Than Russian in this case, and thus I leave
“Kiev” for some other sonneteering time.)
Zelensky is in Poland – not a crime
By any means. I’d flee the country, too,
If Russian troops were after me – but I’m
In California, where the skies are blue.
Zelensky is in Poland. This is true—
So why are he and others still pretending
That he is in Ukraine? Why do they view
The facts as enemies? His stance unbending,
He doubles down. Oh, what sheer gall is his
In Poland! (That is, where Zelensky is.)

–Tom Riley

Sufficient Study

Sufficient Study

Does Mark Shea know a lot about stuff?
Focused study, he’ll tell you, is rough.
With such effort, he’s frugal.
Why not just search on Google?
Morons pay him – which should be enough.

–Tom Riley

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Sing a New Song unto the Fraud

Sing a New Song unto the Fraud

“I’m the first of first ladies, you see—
And I need a new song, just for me.
As the star of my show,
I exceed Jackie O!”
So says Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D.

–Tom Riley

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Bountiful Lard Mutters

Bountiful Lard Mutters

Who’s backing Black Lives Matter? Mark P. Shea!
He’ll back them just as long as they’re in style.
You claim his motivations here are vile?
That’s something that you’re not allowed to say!
Shea is the foremost prophet of our day.
His insights are not subject to denial.
His holy channel rocks! Don’t touch that dial!
His virtue signals ain’t just vain display.
But back to Black Lives Matter. Hey, they’re cool—
And therefore for Mark Shea a perfect fit.
He judges you a damned and hopeless fool
If you do not agree, you skinny twit!
Black lives are due for Christianoid renewal.
They need a Fat White Savior – and he’s it.

–Tom Riley

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Loyalty Test

Loyalty Test

“The best Christians you’ll ever survey
Are the Satanists!” So says Mark Shea,
The contemptible fraud.
Thus he names his true gawd—
And for Satan he proves himself gay.

–Tom Riley

Official View

The Official View

Hey, you can’t say the Biden clan sucks!
Do not claim that they’re all useless fucks!
For his own noble part,
Hunter triumphed through art:
It’s sheer talent that earned him those bucks.

–Tom Riley

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Experts Say

Experts Say

Hunter’s shit is great art now. So there!
Experts say your critique isn’t fair.
Philistines, go away!
Experts furthermore say
Daddy Joe never sniffed any hair.

–Tom Riley

Soul Signals

Soul Signals

The body odor of a hog
Signals what Mark Shea’s soul is like.
What frightens every neighbor’s dog?
The body odor of a hog,
Wit of decerebrated frog,
Conscience forever out on strike!
The body odor of a hog
Signals what Mark Shea’s soul is like.

–Tom Riley

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Aspirations

Aspirations

Who now longs to be trans? Mark P. Shea—
As he formerly longed to be gay.
Yes, whatever’s in fashion
Is his transcendent passion.
What the fuck is he really? Can’t say.

–Tom Riley