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Ex-Pro-Lifer

Ex-Pro-Lifer

Has Mark P. Shea defected from the cause?
Suety loudmouths we can do without.
We’re winning now – but questions give us pause.
Has Mark P. Shea defected from the cause?
Guys who sport tits need heavy-duty bras.
We’ve lost such gravity, I have no doubt.
Has Mark P. Shea defected from the cause?
Suety loudmouths we can do without.

–Tom Riley

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Elite Attitude

Elite Attitude

“I have joined,” says Mark Shea, “the elites.
They admire all my sly leftist tweets.
I’m elite. See the signs:
Though I don’t drink fine wines,
I’m a glutton for higher-priced sweets!”

–Tom Riley

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True Colors

True Colors

Upon the March for Life, the fat fraud Shea
Now chooses, with a petty sneer, to piss.
Don’t be surprised: he’s always been this way.
Upon the March for Life, the fat fraud Shea
Unloads because there’s nothing to betray
In such a flabby heart. What do we see?
Upon the March for Life, the fat fraud Shea
Now chooses, with a petty sneer, to piss.

–Tom Riley

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Bountiful Lard Mutters

Bountiful Lard Mutters

Who’s backing Black Lives Matter? Mark P. Shea!
He’ll back them just as long as they’re in style.
You claim his motivations here are vile?
That’s something that you’re not allowed to say!
Shea is the foremost prophet of our day.
His insights are not subject to denial.
His holy channel rocks! Don’t touch that dial!
His virtue signals ain’t just vain display.
But back to Black Lives Matter. Hey, they’re cool—
And therefore for Mark Shea a perfect fit.
He judges you a damned and hopeless fool
If you do not agree, you skinny twit!
Black lives are due for Christianoid renewal.
They need a Fat White Savior – and he’s it.

–Tom Riley

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Parabolist or Diabolist?

Parabolist or Diabolist?

Once there was a fat fraud who pretended to compose a parable. “I preach just like Jesus,” said the fraud to himself. “People should pay me homage!”

But the so-called parable presented by the fraud had some problems. One was length. Christ’s parables were generally brief. The Parable of the Prodigal Son, one of the Savior’s more elaborate narratives, is 389 words in the Greek of the New Testament. The Aramaic may well have been briefer.

The fraud’s “parable” was more than 1,800 words of blabbermouth self-indulgence. Not very Christ-like.

Another problem was that the fraud’s “parable” had no universal message. It was a specific attack on specific people. It even named names: Benedict, Jorge (not Borges), Bolsonaro.

Finally, it used language like “fascist” – abusive, political language that the fraud couldn’t define if his donut supply depended on it.

Nevertheless, the fraud’s disciples paid him homage. “Very well done,” said one toady. “All kinds of brilliant,” said another.

“Thanks for the narcissistic supply!” said the fraud. “You can help the poor in the Amazon Basin by buying my stuff and clicking on my donate button!”

And they did.

–Tom Riley

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Marching On

Marching On

The contemptible fat fraud Mark Shea
Marches on with deception today.
His implausible lies
Aren’t convincing the wise.
Many idiots, though, cheer away.

–Tom Riley

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Excelsior

Excelsior

“Body fat? I shall never relent!”
Cries Mark Shea, garbed in vast nomad tent.
“The unreachable star
Isn’t really that far.
I strive hard for 100 percent!”

–Tom Riley

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Soul Signals

Soul Signals

The body odor of a hog
Signals what Mark Shea’s soul is like.
What frightens every neighbor’s dog?
The body odor of a hog,
Wit of decerebrated frog,
Conscience forever out on strike!
The body odor of a hog
Signals what Mark Shea’s soul is like.

–Tom Riley

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Aspirations

Aspirations

Who now longs to be trans? Mark P. Shea—
As he formerly longed to be gay.
Yes, whatever’s in fashion
Is his transcendent passion.
What the fuck is he really? Can’t say.

–Tom Riley

Anointed One

Anointed One

He got anointed – and he lost a ton.
He’s now as slim as any whale that floats
Upon the surface and enjoys the sun.
He got anointed. And he lost a ton
Of ugly fat! Still, skinny ain’t no fun.
He dives when he espies approaching boats.
He got anointed and he lost a ton:
He’s now as slim as any whale that floats.

–Tom Riley

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(Mark Shea uses Anointing of the Sick to transform himself from adipose excrescence on the face of the earth to mere big fat malodorous slob.)