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There Ain’t No Whore like an Eager Whore

There Ain’t No Whore like an Eager Whore

 

 

In his pink party dress, Rick is ragin’—
Or appearing to rage. Lame brain agin’,
He can’t rage, roar, or rock.
But he sucks Chicom cock
Without fear of new virus contagion.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Rick Wilson Does Beijing

Rick Wilson Does Beijing

 
You said Rick was a cheap, dickless whore
For the Democrats. Say it no more!
Although Rick and his pals
Are all cocksucking gals,
It’s the Commie Chinese they adore.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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(Lincoln Project backed by Chicoms.)

Squat Rick and the Moment of Hilarity

Squat Rick and the Moment of Hilarity

 

Squat Rick laughs – and he’s laughing at you
Just as media Democrats do.
Rick’s now leftist – and woke.
He sees you as a joke.
In November, let that be your cue.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Losers Gotta Lose

Losers Gotta Lose

 
The Rick Wilson, that bucket of suet,
Is pissed off. Ha! You already knew it!
He is scheming, poor chump,
To defeat Donald Trump
With a new book. Oh, yeah. That’ll do it.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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Lincoln Projection

Lincoln Projection

 
The Never-Trumpers of the GOP—
Those subtle pros, you know, of politics—
Are linking arms in total unity
Against the rural crowd, Trump-voting hicks.
These urban types can suck each other’s dicks
And stroke each other’s vast but hopeless asses.
They can cross-dress as harlots turning tricks.
They can enroll in one another’s classes.
And they can give each other endless passes.
There still remains one thing they cannot do.
Although they’ll try, they can’t affect the masses
Of voters to whom they have said: “Fuck you!”
These people will remember slights aplenty.
The outcome is assured: Trump 2020!

 
–Tom Riley

 

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(Never-Trump losers organize the Lincoln Project.)

Trump and the Experts

Trump and the Experts

With their expert advice he was done
Long before they had started. What fun!
“You’re a monster!” “A clown!”
“Smooth it out!” “Tone it down!”
Trump ignored them all. That’s how he won.

–Tom Riley

Ballistic Blowjob

Ballistic Blowjob

Rick: a seasoned pro. Trump: nuts – and green.
Nonetheless, in a manner obscene,
Trump defeated Rick’s friends.
It’s this fact that offends.
Rick: go suck off your AR-15!

–Tom Riley

Pistol-Packing Punk

Pistol-Packing Punk

Ha! Rick carries a handgun! He’ll drill you
If you mess with him. No shit: he’ll kill you!
He’s not kidding at all.
Join him, though, in a stall
And his fingers will labor to thrill you.

–Tom Riley

Man’s Man

Man’s Man

Hey, Rick makes his own AR-15s!
I’m a man’s man is what this news means.
Yes, he’s baring his fangs.
In men’s men’s rooms he hangs—
And he does what punks do in such scenes.

–Tom Riley

Everything Rick Wilson Touches Ejaculates

Everything Rick Wilson Touches Ejaculates

Rick haunts men’s rooms – but haunts them in style.
Does he care that we think his acts vile?
He does not need to care.
Every guy he meets there
Will emerge with a burgeoning smile.

–Tom Riley