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Payment Forever Due

Payment Forever Due

Joe sanctioned Russia, folks – but you’re the ones
Who’ve paid, are paying, and will always pay.
Don’t worry, though. At least he’s seizing guns!
Joe sanctioned Russia, folks. But you’re the ones
He really means to punish. May your sons
Be trannies soon! It’s all in Biden’s day.
Joe sanctioned Russia, folks, but you’re the ones
Who’ve paid, are paying, and will always pay.

–Tom Riley

Health Measure

Health Measure

 

Tyrants always seize guns. That’s reality.
Mr. Hyde supplants every duality
At the government level.
You can go to the Devil
If you still have the liberty malady.

 

–Tom Riley

Mei Guo Safety Is Priority Number One!

Mei Guo Safety Is Priority Number One!

 

Yes, Dr. Joseph Biden means to take
Your guns. Please don’t express the least surprise
If you have been at any time awake.
Yes: Dr. Joseph Biden means to take
The Bill of Rights away – for safety’s sake.
Remember: Chairman Xi is shrewd and wise.
Yes? Dr. Joseph Biden means to take
Your guns. Please don’t express the least surprise.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Coming to a Slave State near You

Coming to a Slave State near You

 

 

Is there knife control planned?  Of course.  Yes.

Gun control types at last must confess

That they won’t stop with guns.

Do knives carve people?  Tons!

And, what’s worse, slashing knives make a mess.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

Subtextual Sanctity

Subtextual Sanctity

 
When Mark Shea said, “Fuck you,” to Donald Trump,
Mark Shea was truly saying yes to God.
On Trump it’s right to take a giant dump.
It’s right to stomp that fucker iron-shod—
In order that he learn to reck the rod
That the Almighty wields against such scum
As dare to speak of borders. And it’s odd
That you don’t comprehend the rightness, chum.
Shea finds your counter-preaching wearisome.
Shut up, you fucking loser, and attend!
Trump is a pussy-grabber and a bum.
His racist MAGA bullshit has to end.
He’s evil and he doesn’t have a clue.
You say you disagree? Well, then, fuck you!

 
–Tom Riley

 

 

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True Friends

True Friends

 
Adam Schiff’s one of Mark Shea’s favorite guys
Nowadays. Once a month at least, the two
Meet to exchange their latest klutzy lies
And give each other high fives right on cue.
Trump hatred is the leftist super glue
That binds the buddies fast and makes them one.
Also, they share the absence of a clue—
And a sick, adolescent sense of fun.
If friends have things in common, there’s a ton
To join these lads in friendship close and warm.
Both of them want to take away your gun.
Both of them love to view a boyish form.
Their central mission they do not forget.
Queer for each other? Ain’t no photos yet.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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(In reality, Adam Schiff couldn’t tell Planned Parenthood ally Mark Shea from a giant inflatable Santa Claus.  Shea is, however, a drooling Schiff fanboy.)

Thoughts and Prayers

Thoughts and Prayers

 

“Fuck you, Trump and McConnell!” cries Shea.

“Pass some now pointless laws, like I say,

And with vain prayers be through!

My dad won World War II—

And he did it exactly that way!”

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(Dog-hater and Planned Parenthood ally Mark Shea loses it over thoughts and prayers.)

Leader of the Cult

Leader of the Cult

 

As leader of the Donut Cult, Mark Shea
Is seething with sheer fury at the guns
You dare to own. You know: those phallic ones
That make him feel inadequate all day
And through long nights of failure. Go away,
You cordite creeps, and take your strapping sons
With you! Shea’s efficacious orisons
Will soon undo the evil NRA!
Donuts are better emblems finally.
They’re soft – like all the pussies, cunts, and sweeties
Who join Shea’s cult. They don’t seek to agree
With the hard logic of an Archimedes.
Donuts are rich in femininity.
Of course, they also kill – through diabetes.

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Planned Parenthood ally and notorious glutton Mark Shea decries “Gun Cult.”)

Emblematic

Emblematic

 

The emblem of the Parkland generation
Is David Hogg, a fucking pencil neck.
His true intent is ego masturbation.
The emblem of the Parkland generation
Is furious in feckless fulmination
But mentally he writes a bogus check.
The emblem of the Parkland generation
Is David Hogg – a fucking pencil neck.

 

–Tom Riley

Swinish Nature

Swinish Nature

 

Fans are trying to build up his brains
And his heart – but truth yanks on the reins.
Folks, it’s time to confess:
He’s a scrawny Hogg, yes,
But unspeakable swine he remains.

 

–Tom Riley