Getting Hammered in Pelosi-Land

Getting Hammered in Pelosi-Land

Bi-guy Paul’s extramarital tryst
Went awry. But now leftists insist
It was sheer MAGA hate
That assailed Nancy’s mate.
Opportunity must not be missed.

–Tom Riley

Rough Trade

Rough Trade

Paul Pelosi first fished for rough trade,
Then became, as is common, afraid—
So he summoned the cops.
Bottoms thus become tops.
Other guy got arrested, not paid.

–Tom Riley