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Tag: hate crimes

Got Him Off

Got Him Off

Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Because of how he thrills “her” secret part!
That’s how a “lady” always acts. Cough, cough.
Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Why, simple gratitude! No need to scoff:
His oral service comes straight from the heart.
Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Because of how he thrills “her” secret part!

–Tom Riley

(Charges dropped against hate hoaxer Jussie Smollett.)

Thin Blue Broken Line

Thin Blue Broken Line

Jussie pulled off one hell of a hoax—
And, because he knows all the right folks,
He is not going to pay.
That’s the Democrat way.
Cops, of course, are the butts of his jokes.

–Tom Riley

(Charges dropped against hate hoaxer Jussie Smollett.)