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Tag: Hillary Clinton

Magic Colors

Magic Colors

 

Does Nate Silver predict a blue wave?
Magic colors, I hope, will not save
Creepy Joe from what’s due.
Away, silver and blue!
If Trump wins, though, I’ll still say: “Close shave!”

 

–Tom Riley

 

Judge Sullivan

Judge Sullivan

 

Clinton judge wants to get Clinton foe
Really bad – and continues the show
That was almost shut down.
Is he tyrant or clown?
Neither role is a role he’ll forgo.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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What’s Scheduled

What’s Scheduled

Bernie Sanders supporters again
Will be cheated, discounted – as when
Mrs. Clinton prevailed
(And then, afterward, failed).
Bernie, bought off, will utter amen.

–Tom Riley

Dreadful Prospect

Dreadful Prospect

Bernie’s way ahead. He is a god
amongst leftists. And now, iron-shod,
he should stomp right ahead.
But my heart harbors dread:
Dems will give Mrs. Clinton the nod.

–Tom Riley

Pissworthy Polls

Pissworthy Polls

 
Polls show people irate at the sin
Trump committed, though reason wears thin.
Pollsters preach, in the know.
Polls show Trump has to go—
As they said Mrs. Clinton would win.

 
–Tom Riley

If This Goes On…

If This Goes On…

Mueller’s done. Says Trump didn’t collude.
Is this coup slated then to conclude?
Not at all, dudes and chicks!
Democrats have new tricks
Quite as ugly as Hillary nude.

–Tom Riley

Hillary’s Defeat

Hillary’s Defeat

For her victory all elites longed—
And pursued an attack multi-pronged.
They’re pursuing it still—
With more brashness than skill.
The hard fact remains, though: she got schlonged!

–Tom Riley

Muumuu Models

Muumuu Models

Mark’s candidate is in a muumuu now.
He’s thinking he should maybe try that out.
Moving far past the point of ugly cow,
Mark’s candidate is in a muumuu now.
She’s hiding a colostomy, the sow!
Can Mark Shea look still worse? I have no doubt.
Mark’s candidate is in a muumuu now.
He’s thinking he should maybe try that out.

–Tom Riley

Muumuu Prescription

The Muumuu Prescription

Clad in her muumuu, Hillary of course
Would have confronted Putin valiantly.
He would have learned at last to dread her force
Of character. She would have made him see
That he could only timidly agree
To her demands. He would have bowed and scraped
Before the signs of her colostomy.
Her fierce resolve he couldn’t have escaped.
Oh, what a contrast! For the Trumpster shaped
A presser that made Brennan and McCain
Crap in their underwear. He foully raped
The Deep State’s dignity. Oh, psychic pain!
Oh, anguish of the Swamp’s insistent crew!
If only Trump had worn a muumuu, too!

–Tom Riley

Muumuu Monstrosity

Muumuu Monstrosity

What the fuck is the Hildebeast wearing?
Can’t she see there are children she’s scaring?
What’s that bag on her hip?
Oh, Dear Lord, what a trip!
It is clear that she’s light years past caring.

–Tom Riley

(Hillary Clinton makes fashion statement.)