Heroic Ukronazis scored a hit By killing Comrade Dugin’s little girl. Our NATO heroes, clearly, ordered it. Into the cauldron, happily, we hurl Women and children, emerald and pearl, Whatever those who will not bow to us Esteem and value. Rainbow Flags unfurl To celebrate these victories – and thus Our efforts are endorsed. Why make a fuss? The unipolar world must be defended. Dasha’s demise is far from ominous! These bombs are what our paragons intended. If Comrade Putin, though, responds in kind, He’s brutal, evil, and of unsound mind.
The Hell predestined for this Pharisee Will seem like Heaven to his darkened eyes. Whores all around will offer flattery. How righteous he will feel then – and how wise! His endless stream of self-deceiving lies Will fill a sea of grinning confirmation. The vulgar habits I myself despise Will bathe in unrelenting celebration. Nevertheless, this will be deep damnation. The face he views forever in the sky Will not be God’s. Contentment in that station Will prove a curse, though chuckles never die. This is a game that hypocrites can’t win. Their prayers are turned serenely into sin.
What? Ethnic cleansing in the Donbass? Hey, If Russian speakers didn’t want to learn Ukrainian, then fuck them up, we say. To hell or Moscow let them all return. In how these pricks were treated, we discern No crime. If 14,000 of them died, They no doubt had it coming. Russkies earn Their fates. Request for sympathy: denied! When Putin intervened, though, then we cried Aloud that decency must be upheld. Our moralizing we declined to hide. Tremendous teardrops in our eyeballs swelled. We didn’t let our rush to judgment stall. No, sir. We are the good guys, after all.
Shea is stupid. Of this there’s no doubt. Stupid things he’s determined to shout— Or to tweet. Never ends! When the Judgment impends, Will the plea, “I’m a fool,” help him out?
Note on the Text
I’m not on Facebook or Twitter anymore, so I don’t see the little verbal twitches that constitute Mark Shea’s reason for existence. But readers of this blog send me screen shots when they’re particularly incensed by his attacks on reason and common human decency. Two recent ones made me briefly consider that Shea might be a hypocrite, destined for the Eighth Circle of Hell according to Dante. But then I reconsidered. Maybe Shea doesn’t have the brains to be hypocritical.
The last shall be first and the first shall be last – so here’s the second tweet sent to me by a real Catholic:
Shea here is attacking Canada’s trucker convoy – at the very moment when Justin Trudeau was unleashing a totalitarian putsch against brave Canadian citizens trying to stand up to ridiculous mask and vaccine mandates. These mandates give Shea more of a thrill than his hypothetical rectal vibrator. I’ll delve into the details a little later. The main point is that comparing Trudeau’s totalitarian actions to Nazi totalitarian actions is not okay according to Shea.
Here’s the first tweet – posted a little over two weeks before:
The point here is that the GOP may take advantage of Brainless Joe Biden’s dementia displays to win the midterm elections – and they shouldn’t… because they’re Nazis!
The hypocrisy is pretty clear, right? In the mind of Shea, it’s plain crazy to compare Trudeau’s totalitarianism to Nazi totalitarianism, and it disqualifies you from being taken seriously the way Fat Boy needs to be taken seriously. Don’t be silly, you Canadian truckers! But it’s A-okay to compare the GOP in this country to Nazis, or even to say that they are Nazis. Indeed, in other venues, Shea has called the Canadian truckers themselves Nazis. There are very few ideological opponents that he hasn’t called Nazis. Hypocritical rhetoric, yes?
The thing is, though, I’m beginning to doubt that Fat Boy can even see the self-contradiction. The two propositions – “It’s wrong to call your ideological opponents Nazis” and “Shea’s ideological opponents are Nazis” – loiter arm and arm in his skull, and he sees no conflict at all.
He may actually be that stupid.
I do need to note here that I don’t think Trudeau is a Nazi. He’s more of a Commie. But really he’s just a leftist globalist intent on a new brand of pansy tyranny.
Shea, of course, doesn’t really know anything about Nazi Germany – or about history in general. He once maintained that the only evidence for Julius Caesar’s conquest of Gaul was Caesar’s own self-promoting book. But Shea does like to pretend.
Note the reference to self-pity – a recent obsession of Shea’s, and an obvious function of projection. Shea once whined that he was “trying to say yes to God” and “widely hated” on that account. Boo-hoo.
Note furthermore the reference to spreading COVID. Fat Boy apparently still thinks that the COVID vaccines prevent transmission, though it’s been admitted since July of last year that they don’t. I myself caught COVID on Christmas Eve from a relative who had been fully vaccinated and boosted. Almost everyone else in the room caught it, too. I won’t cry about it, Shea fashion, because it wasn’t at all a big deal. I worked out for at least a half-hour every day that I had the disease. And I remain unvaccinated. Pope Francis, go collect your thirty pieces of silver from Chairman Xi.
Fat Boy might fear a different experience with COVID. Though we’re both the same age, he is… well… grossly obese. That makes him especially vulnerable.
And you all have to get the vaccine that doesn’t work or he’ll hold his breath and turn blue!
The sacred right of child dismemberment Is what Joe Biden’s eager to defend. With Merrick Garland at his side, he’ll bend Heaven and earth to battle our descent Into respect for life. All discontent With Roe v. Wade as truth revealed must end! What part of “FUCK OFF” don’t you comprehend, Misogynist pro-lifers? Now repent! Such is the message sent by Catholic Joe— And I for one could not be more delighted. Biden’s a wimp as adversaries go. Putin and Xi have never been affrighted Less of a president. The end of Roe, With Joe as advocate, is clearly sighted.
After a lovely summer of destruction, The Democrats are preaching law and order. Hypocrisy? Hey, don’t make that deduction! After a lovely summer of destruction, After some fiery months exerting suction, They’re hot to give to rioters no quarter. After a lovely summer of destruction, The Democrats are preaching law and order.