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Idolater’s Weekly

Idolater’s Weekly

At Sidney’s Catholic Weekly, they adore
Unsightly blobs that fake vain Catholic gab
While keeping only ignorance in store.
At Sidney’s Catholic Weekly, they adore
What every faithful Christian should abhor.
It’s possible they can’t see past the flab
At Sidney’s Catholic Weekly. They adore
Unsightly blobs that fake vain Catholic gab!

–Tom Riley

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Polytheists

Polytheists

We loved the Mask, converted to the Shot,
And now with joy adore the Mask anew.
Is our religion fixed in stone? It’s not.
We loved the Mask, converted to the Shot,
And mean to worship finally a lot
Of different gods. We’ll make you worship, too.
We loved the Mask, converted to the Shot,
And now with joy adore the Mask anew.

–Tom Riley

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Fraud and His Gawd

A Fraud and His Gawd

Shea is much, folks, like other fat whores.
At his best, the vile fraud simply bores.
At his worst, he enrages.
His mistakes are the age’s:
That’s why Facebook’s the god he adores.

–Tom Riley

Just Reward

Just Reward

 

To think that Cuomo prick is now in Hell

Brings something close to all-transcendent joy.

Is justice served in Dante style?  Oh, boy!

The devils prod that mouthy punk so well,

He is so chastened by fierce sulphur’s smell,

That all the lies he still dares to employ

Writhe and are silenced.  He cannot be coy.

Around him, flames that boil his marrow swell.

And you, Villano, you who smooch his ass

Even when he’s received his just reward,

You who gave vile hypocrisy a pass,

You who would not take up hard logic’s sword,

You’re more transparent than the clearest glass.

Idolatry is all you can afford.

 

–Tom Riley

 

(Steve Villano idolizes Mario Cuomo.)

New High Point

A New High Point in American Catholic History

 

 

Whoever ghosted Mrs. Clinton’s shit
Is quoting popes. The Jesuits are thrilled.
All of their aspirations are fulfilled.
With Hillary, some popes are now a hit.
Catholics have pleased her wisdom and her wit.
Jesuit hearts can therefore not be stilled.
Who really gives a damn if kids are killed
In clinics we uphold like Holy Writ?
As long as Goddess Hillary is smiling,
No former Catholic truth need be maintained.
On with fresh praise the Jesuits are piling.
Their sense of glory cannot be contained.
Her gorgeous countenance they find beguiling.
Her utterances echo, Einstein-brained.

 

 

—Tom Riley

 

 

(Jesuit journal “America” gushes over Hillary’s mention of popes.)