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Tag: Islam

Legitimate Views

Legitimate Views

Ilhan Omar’s legitimate views
Are (Pelosi maintains) super news
For America. Why
Do Republicans lie?
They are clearly the tools of the Jews!

–Tom Riley

Islam = So Long

Islam = So Long

 

“On these immigrants we’ll take a chance.
We’ll adopt a benevolent stance
And wish only the good—
As societies should.”
So long Germany, Britain, and France!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(N.B. There actually is an etymological connection between “Islam” and “so long.”)

Submission

Submission

 

The Muslim Brennan’s not a fan of Trump.
Trump’s not a member of the Brotherhood.
Trump, Brennan rules, is dumb as Forrest Gump.
In Muslim terms, he just ain’t any good.
He’d Christianize the nation if he could
And not pray in the holiest direction.
If anyone should bow, the Donald should.
But he refuses Brennan’s wise correction.
Only Muhammad leads men to perfection!
But Trump’s defiant and will not submit.
Therefore, we have to question his election
And come up with a load of Russian shit.
The lack of evidence is an illusion.
Stop arguing with Brennan’s sure conclusion!

 

—Tom Riley

 

(Brennan blasts Trump.)

The Great Sadiq

The Great Sadiq

 

 

“They hate the fact that, here in London, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, Buddhists, those who are members of organized faith and those who aren’t, don’t simply tolerate each other, we celebrate each other, we embrace each other.”

 

 

–Sadiq Khan.

 

 

How dare you criticize the Great Sadiq?
O Son of Trump, you make us want to spit!
The Great Sadiq must never take the hit
From such as you, an infidel and freak!
Our challenges in London are unique.
Truly, your kind has never had the wit
To grasp these challenges one little bit.
You tweet – and we abominate your cheek!
Here it’s a mighty peace we have achieved.
Different communities all keep on track
To make submission function, undeceived
By Satans who conceive their cracks on crack!
(Rarely, one group, perhaps by Jews aggrieved,
Carries out understandable attack….)

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Donald J. Trump, Jr., criticized for criticizing Sadiq Khan.)

Incidentally

Incidentally

 

 

Let’s all decry this London “incident”—
But, more importantly, let’s all defend
The virtues of Islam! The wise contend
That no true noble Muslim ever meant
To cause harm to the Infidel. Content
With this assurance, let us all amend
Our hasty speech! We do not dare offend
Those peaceful guys, by heaven clearly sent.
The Muslim is a Mr. Rogers type,
Perhaps without the sweater. Oh, proclaim
To all the world, for all the world is ripe:
Islamophobia is cause for shame!
Worry about Islam is pointless hype.
In everything, the Russians are to blame.

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(British officials decry “incident” in London.)

Dutch Babies

Dutch Babies

 

 

Steve King just spat on someone else’s babies.
(The congressfellow, not the horror guy.)
He is a heretic. No room for maybes.
Mark Shea has ruled – which ought to satisfy
The skeptical. All borders are a lie.
The Netherlands and these United States
Must hear the alien’s Islamic cry
And let his babies in. Embrace your fates,
O Christian cultures! At increasing rates,
Those babies, bound to grow, must be admitted.
Your subjugation certainly awaits.
For burkas must your daughters now be fitted.
Mark Shea says: “Don’t you spit on babies, fools!”
But, if those babes look edible, he drools.

 

 

–Tom Riley

(Planned Parenthood ally Mark Shea decries “heresy….”)

The Song of Roland (SHORT VERSION)

The Song of Roland (SHORT VERSION)

 

 

Muslims worship a dark trinity.
Roland dies fighting hard. Works for me.
Charles is royally pissed.
His wrath who can resist?
Hey, who needs theo-accuracy?

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(The Song of Roland presents an inaccurate picture of Islam.)

Country of the Franks

The Country of the Franks

 

 

Lovely Europe, quaint Europe, goodbye!
You’ll be gone pretty soon, like a sigh
that fades fast on the air.
Simple: you won’t be there.
To Furanjistan I won’t say hi.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Speedy Compassion

Speedy Compassion

 

 

The Holy Father wants us all to know
that he is on the side of those who bled.
Side with the bombers? No, indeed. Instead,
he’ll make a real bold move and feel real low
about these needless deaths. Yea, he will go
to greater lengths, decrying creatures led
by ideologies that peaceniks dread
to target innocents! His anger’s slow,
but his compassion’s really, really speedy.
In Public Statement Land, he aims to please.
But now he’s spoken out, so don’t be greedy
for further Vatican banalities!
Europe: return to rescuing the needy!
Belgium: admit more Muslim refugees!

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Pope condemns violence….)

Bastards

Bastards

 

 

Pope Pius called for swords — and bold Don John,
the Bastard, rose and set himself to fight,
Of course you’ve heard the tale from Chesterton
and know the Christians’ chances were so slight
that many princes hoarded only fright
in their cold hearts. The Bastard loyally
did what was then unpopular — and right.
The Blessed Virgin gave him victory!
Does Francis call for swords today? Not he!
He orders folks to let invaders in.
And look: Frau Merkel hastens to agree!
Self-defense is in this account a sin.
Thus is the European future shaped:
Muslims will rule — and German girls be raped.

 

 

–Tom Riley