Speedy Compassion

Speedy Compassion

 

 

The Holy Father wants us all to know
that he is on the side of those who bled.
Side with the bombers? No, indeed. Instead,
he’ll make a real bold move and feel real low
about these needless deaths. Yea, he will go
to greater lengths, decrying creatures led
by ideologies that peaceniks dread
to target innocents! His anger’s slow,
but his compassion’s really, really speedy.
In Public Statement Land, he aims to please.
But now he’s spoken out, so don’t be greedy
for further Vatican banalities!
Europe: return to rescuing the needy!
Belgium: admit more Muslim refugees!

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Pope condemns violence….)

Bastards

Bastards

 

 

Pope Pius called for swords — and bold Don John,
the Bastard, rose and set himself to fight,
Of course you’ve heard the tale from Chesterton—
and know the Christians’ chances were so slight
that many princes hoarded only fright
in their cold hearts. The Bastard loyally
did what was then unpopular — and right.
The Blessed Virgin gave him victory!
Does Francis call for swords today? Not he!
He orders folks to let invaders in.
And look: Frau Merkel hastens to agree!
Self-defense is in this account a sin.
Thus is the European future shaped:
Muslims will rule — and German girls be raped.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Fruits of Compassion

The Fruits of Compassion

 

 

Muslim men compel German submission.
Christianity? Mere superstition!
Time to seize Western riches
and to rape Western bitches.
It’ll soon be a New Year’s tradition….

 

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(Refugees tied to New Year’s rapes in German cities.)

Humanitarian Crisis

Humanitarian Crisis

 

 

The invasion of Europe commences!
Europe’s spirit accepts the expenses.
They are done, the Crusades!
Christian zeal swiftly fades.
Muslim zeal levels all walls and fences.

 

 

–Tom Riley

Iblis de Natura Humana Loquitur

Iblis de Natura Humana Loquitur

 

 

 

 

 

“I can look at the form if I must.

It is graceless – but I can adjust.

Though it’s frightfully vile,

It can still make me smile.

But I can’t stand the substance: it’s dust!”

 

 

 

 

–Tom Riley