The Lesser Catamite
Who will do any shit for the sake
Of the Left? Well, God saw fit to take
From this world John McCain—
Who now suffers Hell’s pain.
For a while, though, the Left has Jeff Flake.
Legions of Accusers
Amazing how these Democrats can find
Accusers! Seems like every nominee
Has raped a girl to whom can be assigned
The downfall of the dirty GOP.
Amazing how Republicans agree—
Well, guys like Corker, mouthy shrimps like Flake!
The Left can find enough disloyalty
To give most every scene a second take.
Though Justice Ginsberg cannot stay awake,
She’s still there on the job – and mumbles all
The proper shibboleths, yea, for the sake
Of progress, which must not slow to a crawl!
Kavanaugh threatens progress of this sort.
Must be a rapist – in the leftist court.