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Tag: Jussie Smollett

Smear Campaign

Smear Campaign

You dare to smear the hero Harry Dunn?
“Jussie Smollett,” you say? You dare? You dare?
You think such vile comparisons are fun?
May you long suffer in the Devil’s lair!
May your phone fail when you call for repair!
May you writhe in an endless agony!
May daily weights prove more than you can bear!
May all your pain transpire where we can see!
You should have been considerate, like me.
Such vain words of abuse I’d never use.
I strive to be as woke as I can be.
I try to cultivate the proper views.
That line to Harry Dunn I’d never say.
I might, though, call him “Juicy-Ass Smollay.”

–Tom Riley

a man wearing a uniform: U.S. Capitol Police officer Sgt. Harry Dunn testifies before the House Select Committee investigating the January 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol on July 27, 2021 at the Canon House Office Building in Washington, DC.

Got Him Off

Got Him Off

Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Because of how he thrills “her” secret part!
That’s how a “lady” always acts. Cough, cough.
Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Why, simple gratitude! No need to scoff:
His oral service comes straight from the heart.
Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Because of how he thrills “her” secret part!

–Tom Riley

(Charges dropped against hate hoaxer Jussie Smollett.)

Thin Blue Broken Line

Thin Blue Broken Line

Jussie pulled off one hell of a hoax—
And, because he knows all the right folks,
He is not going to pay.
That’s the Democrat way.
Cops, of course, are the butts of his jokes.

–Tom Riley

(Charges dropped against hate hoaxer Jussie Smollett.)

Truer than True

Truer than True

What? Condemn Jussie Smollett? We say
A most hearty, unshakable nay!
What he made up was true
In a larger sense, you!
Truth itself is a racist display.

–Tom Riley