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You Say Suck Like It’s a Bad Thing

You Say Suck Like It’s a Bad Thing

“People think that I suck? I don’t care!”
So says Kamala, tossing her hair.
“As Old Willie can tell,
If I suck, I suck well.
I am used to what happens down there….”

–Tom Riley

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Cheneygasmic!

Cheneygasmic!

Unlike Kamala, Liz sucks no cock.
Up her ass she feels no phallic shock.
Is there joy on her face?
She’s betraying the base!
This alone makes her shudder: “Let’s rock!”

–Tom Riley

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Une Fellation Franҫaise

Une Fellation Franҫaise

Bitch’s French accent sucks. This we know.
She makes up for her clownishness, though.
She might do it for you.
Accent sucks. She does, too.
She gives marvelous French down below.

–Tom Riley

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Winners and Losers

Winners and Losers

Youngkin won, and who lost? Not just Terry—
As they called that big Democrat fairy.
Biden lost. Harris too.
Did we win, I and you?
Of such simple conclusions be wary.

–Tom Riley

Virginia Gov.-elect Glenn Youngkin's campaign shows how Republicans can win elections by embracing cultural battles.

Junior Partner

Junior Partner

Biden’s governing, loose as a goose—
But, apparently, far more obtuse.
Folks, don’t sing a sad tune:
Mrs. Harris rules soon!
(She won’t have the dementia excuse.)

–Tom Riley

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Degradation to Come

Degradation to Come

When we’re ruled by a five-dollar whore,
We will then be corrupt to the core—
But we won’t be done yet.
Not at all. You can bet
That the Left will be begging for more.

–Tom Riley

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Other Attractions

Other Attractions

Well, she sucked Willie off: that’s the rumor.
Ah, dear sir, please don’t be an assumer!
Still, it’s fair to infer
He did not go for her
On account of her great sense of humor.

–Tom Riley

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Done

Done

 

Well, it’s done. Deep state back in control.
Biden long ago sold his sick soul—
And his vice queen is worse.
Still, they face their own curse:
They’ll be fucking things up – on the whole.

 

–Tom Riley

Georgia Turns Blue

Georgia Turns Blue

 

RINOs backed China Joe and his whore
After Trump seemed to say: This is war!
Chumps would not get excited—
And the Left was delighted.
They got right to work stealing some more.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Go with the Professional

Go with the Professional

 

Mr. Christie is just fine with Joe.
Yea, he offers that worthy a blow
In the John McCain way.
Creepy Joe answers: “Nay!
I’ve got Kamala working below!”

 

–Tom Riley

 

Chris Christie was speaking on ABC News about the election