Sen. Graham Doubles Down

Sen. Graham Doubles Down

Lindsey’s sick of your Russian patoot,
Mr. Putin! Against you he’ll root!
Is he scared of you? Not!
But you need to be shot!
(What this means is, he thinks that you’re cute.)

–Tom Riley

Deep State Diplomacy

Deep State Diplomacy

Diabolical Putin must die!
So suggests Lindsey Graham with a cry
Of imperial zeal.
Putin’s shrugging. Big deal!
Sissy threats are a breeze to defy.

–Tom Riley

Elimination Compensation

Elimination Compensation

If only Vlad could be eliminated,
Why, Russians could be just like Lindsey Graham
And Bonehead Joe! Our values must be stated:
If only Vlad could be eliminated—
By which we mean, of course, assassinated—
McDonald’s could return to them. Hot damn!
If only Vlad could be eliminated,
Why, Russians could be just like Lindsey Graham!

–Tom Riley

Captain Shamerica

Captain Shamerica

Has Chris Evans called out Lindsey Graham?
Wow! Cap’s proving that he gives a damn!
Cap, you’re making us ill.
You’re a mere showgirl still
And as pundit an obvious sham.

–Tom Riley

Grizzled Old Pets

Grizzled Old Pets

 

 

 

Obama has his pet Republicans.

They are stampeding now to praise his war.

Do you dissent?  Then you commit grave sins!

Do you object?  Objections are a bore.

“Chemical weapons we cannot ignore!”

Pelosi cries – and Boehner licks her feet.

Lindsey Graham is at heart a power whore:

He longs to join the idiot elite.

But one Republican is so replete

With moderation and accommodation

That he seems hotter than a bitch in heat

For Barack’s momentary approbation.

“Play dead, McCain!”  Oh, role far from exacting!

For McCain, playing dead requires no acting.

 

 

 

 

–Tom Riley