Incontrovertible Truths
Yes, guys are dolls and dolls are guys—
And Biden won it fair and square.
Conformity would here be wise,
Yes? Guys are dolls. And dolls are guys.
That’s human right stuff: recognize!
Contrary views you must not share.
Yes: guys and dolls, and dolls are guys,
And Biden won it fair and square.
–Tom Riley
The Case of the Defective Defector
Rick Wilson is a GOP defector.
His leftist hosts laugh loud behind his back—
But poor Rick has a lousy laugh detector.
Rick Wilson is a GOP defector
Who thinks that Donald Trump is Dr. Lecter
Without the brain. Rick’s nightmares? Hard to track.
Rick Wilson is a GOP defector.
His leftist hosts laugh loud behind his back.
–Tom Riley
Losers Gotta Lose
The Rick Wilson, that bucket of suet,
Is pissed off. Ha! You already knew it!
He is scheming, poor chump,
To defeat Donald Trump
With a new book. Oh, yeah. That’ll do it.
–Tom Riley
Yet Another Democrat
Some Montana guy’s now in the race
To beat Trump, whom he calls a disgrace.
Others have the same aim.
What? Remember his name?
I can’t even remember his face.
–Tom Riley
The Guy
Rick Wilson wants us all to understand
He is the guy, the guy who’s been and done.
Nor for him idiotic Trumpite fun!
Nay, he prefers a strategy well planned!
As sagest strategist in all the land,
He’s pretty nearly Ronald Reagan’s son—
Far more than Michael and that other one.
He proudly gives himself a great big hand.
He now unleashes all his eloquence—
And hardly pauses for a dash or comma.
Opponents rise – but make no fucking sense.
He’s veteran of high strategic drama.
He will maintain his pride in all events.
He strategized those losses to Obama.
–Tom Riley
(Rick Wilson pitches book.)
New Friends
Does Rick Wilson have new leftist friends?
What a thrill! He no longer contends
With the Commies and freaks.
No! They smile, pinch his cheeks—
And he takes it from them at both ends.
–Tom Riley
Proven Track Record
In the now-distant past, Rick assailed
Leftist notions that slimily hailed
From the Democrat side.
Now with freaks he’s allied.
He takes pride in the fine ads that failed.
–Tom Riley
Cosmos of a Consultant
When you fuck up in Trump’s world, you’re fired—
And informed you unduly aspired.
Not Rick Wilson’s world, though:
In that realm, “stop” means “go.”
Fucking up is the way you get hired.
–Tom Riley
The Case of the Clever Consultant
It’s Rick Wilson, Consultant Supreme!
He’s been wrong in ways clear and extreme.
Turn your back on him. Do!
For he doesn’t need you.
His own smug expertise makes him cream.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 