Outrage

Outrage

 

Everything he says
is the more outrageous, clearly,
for being true.

 

–Tom Riley

Scribble, Scribble, Scribble

Scribble, Scribble, Scribble

 

What is that
annoying scratching sound? That’s Biden
signing away jobs.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Cost of Success

Cost of Success

 

The day your
inspiration becomes a ritual, it’s
no longer yours.

 

–Tom Riley

At the Sandwich Shop

At the Sandwich Shop

 

Between two slices
of white respect, I place
a meaty curse.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Your Vote Still Matters

Your Vote Still Matters

 

Your real votes
still count as much as
our fake ones.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Empty Lawn Syndrome

Empty Lawn Syndrome

 

The weeds you
slew, dear landscaper, were, sadly,
my only friends.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Outclassed at the Revolution

Outclassed at the Revolution

 

Sad truth: half
Of all kulaks will vote
To be liquidated.

 

–Tom Riley

 

This Is Not an Attack on Ethnic Norwegians

This Is Not an Attack on Ethnic Norwegians

 

Even after a
dozen baths, the Norway rat
still looks filthy.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Sometimes Blind Is a Good Thing

Sometimes Blind Is a Good Thing

 

There’s Michelle Obama!
Fog, could you creep closer
To my eyes?

 

–Tom Riley

 

Popular Culture

Popular Culture

 

Saw an angel
fall from Heaven – listening to
the latest hits.

 

–Tom Riley