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Yeah, That’ll Work

Yeah, That’ll Work

You failed in
preparation? Then it’s time to
excel in execution!

–Tom Riley

Species Dysphoria

Species Dysphoria

Trained his dog
to do a cat impression.
Was that success?

–Tom Riley

California Driving

California Driving

On 680 I’m
now headed south — just like
this fucking state.

–Tom Riley

When Trump Fails to Back Universal Ukrainian Groupthink

When Trump Fails to Back Universal Ukrainian Groupthink

Chris Christie maintains
that courage resides in thinking
like everyone else.

–Tom Riley

Don’t Be a Rat

Don’t Be a Rat

Silent in tightening
coils, the rat is rendering
his final report.

–Tom Riley

Michelangelo’s David

Michelangelo’s David

That’s one gigantic
statue! Hey, where can I
find Michelangelo’s Goliath?

–Tom Riley

Inside the Box

Inside the Box

Why should I
think outside when my box
is so comfortable?

–Tom Riley

Two Different Species of Self-Improvement

Two Different Species of Self-Improvement

Eating a healthier
diet? Well, I am drinking
a classier whiskey!

–Tom Riley

Wintry Spirit

Wintry Spirit

I must admit
the sudden warmth of spring
leaves me cold.

–Tom Riley

Unfortunately, I Own Those Clouds

Unfortunately, I Own Those Clouds

As clouds pass
from blue sky, the dollar
too will pass.

–Tom Riley