Yeah, That’ll Work
You failed inpreparation? Then it’s time toexcel in execution!
–Tom Riley
Species Dysphoria
Trained his dogto do a cat impression.Was that success?
California Driving
On 680 I’mnow headed south — just likethis fucking state.
When Trump Fails to Back Universal Ukrainian Groupthink
Chris Christie maintainsthat courage resides in thinkinglike everyone else.
Don’t Be a Rat
Silent in tighteningcoils, the rat is renderinghis final report.
Michelangelo’s David
That’s one giganticstatue! Hey, where can Ifind Michelangelo’s Goliath?
Inside the Box
Why should Ithink outside when my boxis so comfortable?
Two Different Species of Self-Improvement
Eating a healthierdiet? Well, I am drinkinga classier whiskey!
Wintry Spirit
I must admitthe sudden warmth of springleaves me cold.
Unfortunately, I Own Those Clouds
As clouds passfrom blue sky, the dollartoo will pass.