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Must Be True

Must Be True

We’re sure that what we’re saying must be true.
The CIA is feeding us our lines!
Who at this time must cease to question? You!
We’re sure that what we’re saying must be true.
The shit we’ve been assigned we spew on cue.
We just ignore all countervailing signs.
We’re sure that what we’re saying must be true:
The CIA is feeding us our lines!

–Tom Riley

Further Moments of Triumph

Further Moments of Triumph

Ukronazis surrender, heads spinning
Despite NATO advice underpinning
All their excellent schemes:
It’s the stuff of bad dreams.
Still, I’m sure that Ukraine must be winning.

–Tom Riley

Losers

Losers

Russia’s still losing. So say experts here.
I’m not surprised the narrative is such.
Stuck in this globe’s oppressive atmosphere,
Those Russian rockets never were worth much.
Plus, every Russian runner needs a crutch
Just to advance from “A” to nearby “B.”
At glory vainly Russian athletes clutch
And only manage notoriety.
Anyhow, that’s the story. It will be
The same no matter what events transpire.
The West adores this tale unfailingly.
From telling it the West will not retire—
And Russians in Ukraine can’t beat the spin.
They’ll lose and lose and lose – until they win.

–Tom Riley

Spin

Spin

Ask the pundits! Hey: they never lie!
Biden’s really one hell of a guy:
Competent – and admired.
He’s done all that’s required.
His low numbers are actually high.

–Tom Riley

Loyal Opposition

The Loyal Opposition

 

By a media blitz overawed,
We conclude that all logic is flawed
And all evidence vain.
We must now, it is plain,
Affirm all the results of Joe’s fraud.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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One Who Kneels

One Who Kneels

 

It’s of course no surprise that Colbert
Kneels to worship Obama. I’ll spare
No more thought on that mess
Is he on his knees? Yes.
Plus, Barack thinks he ought to be there.

 

–Tom Riley

Heavy Drinker

Heavy Drinker

 

Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Does Jimmy Mattis long to do the same?
To that crew, oral sex is not a sin.
Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Who will watch as festivities begin?
Who will enjoy this sad, submissive game?
Colbert just wants to drink Obama in.
Does Jimmy Mattis long to do the same?

 

–Tom Riley

 

Barack Obama: ‘Had we just taken those steps, there is no doubt that we would’ve saved some lives and ironically, the economy would be better.’

Brief Summary of the 2020 Presidential Election to Date

A Brief Summary of the 2020 Presidential Election to Date

 

Trump tweeted.
Biden cheated.

Coverage sucked.
Romney cucked.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Biden/Romney 2020: RINOs would be all in – GOPUSA

You Have to Admit

You Have to Admit

 

Mainstream media call it for Joe,
And you have to admit that it’s so.
Democrats don’t do crimes.
And the press at all times
Has been fair to the Trumpster, you know.

 

–Tom Riley

Up Again

Up Again

 

“Donald Trump, we are counting you out!
You’re defeated! Today there’s no doubt!
One, two, skip a few, ten!”
But he got up again—
And the MAGA crowd gave a great shout.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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